A/N: Yeah. We're finally done with the filler arc. You may be thinking that I hated writing the arc because I had to rewrite Chapter 1-26 to get rid of the Xona element but to be honest, it was easier than I thought. I wasn't going to change the series that drastically being that there is still a reason for why those five sent Zane to this dimension. It could be that object that he found in Blossom Village or maybe something else.
There will be characters that will give Zane a serious fight being that they come in the form of Discord and the dark wizards that didn't get arrested at the end of the last arc. The main thing I want to talk about is Smash Ultimate. As of writing this, it's been almost a week since Smash Ultimate came out this weekend and my time has been focused on that. I got all of the characters through World of Light since to me, it gave me off the vibe of Subspace which was a decade ago.
Smash Ultimate is a game that I was looking forward to since it's revival back in March but I didn't feel that much excitement toward the game mainly since I had other games on my mind. Those games being Spiderman PS4 since I'm a huge fan of Spiderman and superhero in generals plus Kingdom Hearts 3 since I've been a fan of the concept of Disney and Final Fantasy since I was in high school. I'll admit that the story is just garbage.
Even if KH3 does clear up several things, I'm not going to say that the story is perfect overall. I mean I even think Fairy Tail's story is better which is a bold claim since well, Fairy Tail doesn't have the best reception when it comes to Anime Fans. I mean I know that I mentioned that it was Anime's Punching Bag for a long time and Black Clover was going to take its place but from what I've seen, that doesn't seem to be the case. I mean I don't hear people talk about in high regards like One Piece and Delay x Delay/Hunter x Hunter.
I enjoy it just for good fun being that it's part of the three manga I read every Friday. That's Black Clover, One Piece, and My Hero in no particular order. Okay, I'm getting off topic here being that I should go back to Smash Ultimate because the anime rant can wait till another post. I was looking forward to the game but not as much as Smash 4. It may have been that my initial thought was that Smash Ultimate is just Smash 4 in HD.
Now to get this out of the way, I was proven wrong when I played the game but for the longest time but you can say that it's like Mario Kart 8 to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I really did like what Smash Ultimate was bringing to the table being that every single character that has even been in Smash up to this point was a playable character. I really didn't expect this mainly in the form of Snake given what happened to Konami at this point in time.
Some characters didn't wow me being I never really Young Link because I'm more of a Toon Link in terms of a different type of Link. Young Link ,at least to me, was rather bland and this applies to Pichu. I mean why would I want to play as a character who damages itself. It just never made myself. The newcomers for the game were kinda lacking but for the amount of characters in the game to begin with, I can understand the small amount of them.
I don't hate any of them being that the only character that I'm not a fan of is Inkling but this may be for another reason. I've never been a fan of Splatoon being that most kind of shooters have never really interested me growing up. There have been exceptions to this being that I enjoy Saints Row. I may just need to play the game but I'm in no rush to play. When Smash Ultimate was leaked, I really just rolled my eyes.
I mean I expected this to happen given the nature of the world we live in but still. I pretty sure that I address this in a previous post but let me say it again. I don't like when people leak things out before they come out. I mean it ruins the surprise of the item in question. It'll get you clicks and views but it makes the surprise and shock that a person can go into something not very any more. I just wondered if we don't have people leaking the game online, would we have another Subspace in the next game?
We kinda got that with World of Light being that it's pretty much just fight after fight until you get all of the characters. I will admit that it isn't the best way to do it being that I heard that classic mode was pretty good at doing that. It's repetition at its best. World of Light just caught my interest more since it was like Subspace but slightly worse. I do hate how people don't like World of Light because well, it's tedious to go through several fights in a row.
I'll admit that I can be quite stubborn and to me, it reminded me of Subspace. I mean it has more video game references than Subspace did being the first time I made it to the Street Fighter 2 world. I was in shock. I also did that for the Donkey Kong World being that I totally expect K Rool but Diddy also makes sense. I've also never really played Classic Mode unless for a stage unlock. I will admit that I wasn't a fan of the Zelda world.
I'm not a fan of Zelda and just awful at puzzles unless it's super obvious. I'm looking at the forest in trying to find Chrom. I mean how are you going to know that looking in the treasure chest nearby the lake will get you to Chrom without looking. I mean it did have more bosses from the fighter's game rather than the OCs but I don't think we'll ever get another Subspace. I just enjoyed playing the game because it got me to try out characters that I would never play other wise such as Sheik.
I don't play competitive because I play games for fun and not having to spend several hours just to play online or in a comeptitive scene. I don't have the time for that anymore plus I see it as very hard to get into at least for me plus it's just people screaming. I mean you could really say that about every fandom but wow, people really scream when it comes to me. I've unlocked all of the characters being that I have my favorites.
They are Chrom, Corrin, Daisy, Dark Samus, Ganondorf, Pokemon Trainer (the female one and the one that looks like May being that she's really cute to me and I usually don't play the female since I'm a guy. I don't judge people who did since most of the time ,mainly in Pokemon, the girl has more choices to choose from since fashion is feminine or something like that but I only do that if there is no good male options.), Richter, Samus, Simon, and Zelda with the best design she's ever had so far.
The characters that I'm not a fan are those who I never played being Paultena, Pichu, Rosalina and Luma, and Young Link. Yeah. That's a few amount being that I'll usually pick characters at random being that I have a pretty good chance at getting a character that I like rather than one that I don't which is better than having several characters that I either hate or don't care for. I'm excited for Piranha Plant but to me, I'm not a fan of Joker.
I'm not saying that I don't think he should be part of the game being that this really opens the doors for pretty much any characters from a video game aka not Goku because man, you're going to have nerf him. I mean have you seen how Goku is and if you get him wrong, you're going to upset people because well Goku could totally beat Superman. This wasn't just a way to insult people who think that Goku could beat Superman.
I don't really care for power scaling because I really don't care. I'll say that it's an impressive feat to categorize a character on a level but like with the competitive scene, it's hard for me to get into because I don't have the time. In the case of Death Battle, I don't care about the facts behind it but just the fight in question. If the fight is good, I'll enjoy it regardless if they get it dead wrong. Back to Joker, I just wanted to see his move set in action.
We didn't really see it in the trailer unlike with Piranha Plant's trailer. I'll give my full opinion once we learn more about him being that it will be soon rather than later. I mean I don't know much about Persona to begin with but I'm pretty sure that Joker will bring me some good music. The final thing I want to talk about the changes done to this chapter. At first, this chapter was going to be changed for some very petty reasons.
The main one ,at least for me, is the fact that Zane isn't effected or can be effected by body swaps which I mentioned in Zane's Abilities and Powers so that would require me some changing. One of the more petty reason is that I keep messing up spelling Changeling. I tried writing it thirty times in a row to practice, You think that I would have gotten the hint by the tenth time but I misspelled the word more than I would like to admit.
My first idea was a gender swap between Team Natsu being that while playing Smash and writing the last arc, I was watching Impel Down. I decided to write that but over time, I wasn't feeling it so what am I going to do? I decided to go with the body swapping being that I'll say this. It won't happen the exact way as it did in the Anime if the title isn't how it's going down. I'm also going to write how in the future of Zero and this chapter, a body swap will work.
I did use elements of Body Swaping in the past mainly seen with Soul. From what I can tell, it's the character Rain and the person who inhabits the body at the moment (Issac). I won't lie. It makes sense ,at least to me, but I'm going to switch it up. I'll be writing the name of the character whose talking and then the name of the character's body they inhabit being that they're separated by a slash. This isn't my idea by the way. I've seen this on other stories and well, I just really like it.
For example if Danny and Gwen are body swapped who aren't in this series maybe, it would be like Danny/Gwen if Gwen is in Danny's body and Gwen/Danny if Danny is in Gwen's body. I really hope that make sense. Lets begin a few days after Zane's completion of Blossom Village. I should also mentioned that the trio of Clifton, Emma, and Irvin were staying with Sly at her and Zane's house while Zane was dealing with Dark Harvesters.
I really should have wrote that down but I was kinda focused on writing the previous arc and making sure that everything is done with that arc. The three of them have left and went back home. I also wanted to talk about what Landon did to Lavern in the Blossom Village Arc. I didn't want to saw the word because of the fact that I really hate that word. It's just one of the worst things that another person can do another person.
To me, it's on a same or higher level along with killing someone on purpose like I mention in Chapter 20's author note. Intercourse should be done with consent from both parties rather than just one with the other one not doing it. Lets begin before I go on another rant being that I have one planned being that it's kinda small but it involves the island of Totto Land and their infrastructure. Yeah. That makes no sense but you'll understand next time hopefully.
Narrator P.O.V.
In the Kingdom of Fiore, magic is an integral part of people's lives. It can range from lighting the room to punching your friend. This may be two different extremes but I think you get my point. This story will be an example of what happens when you piss off a visiting god so try not to do that or else what happens to an unlucky few may happen to you. Don't panic and lets begin in the house of our main protagonist who isn't from the Kingdom of Fiore but Cypress Park.
Zane was currently doing some early morning training being that even after all of this training, he hated being lazy and sitting around like most of the gods he's met. They were still powerful but he always feared that one day, there will be an enemy to kill him. He may have lived past most of his friends and loved ones but dying now isn't the way to that. His gym had the same gravity chamber as Zenith Tower has inside of it. See Episode 107 for more details.
He was also wearing his gym wear being a simple black shirt with a dragon claw in the center of the shirt, dark blue gym shorts that goes past his knees, and his signature sneakers which he has been wearing since Chapter 19. He was currently training in ten times this dimension's gravity being that he's been stuck here in town, helping both his new daughter and Stella adjust to living and being a member of Fiore's most destructive guild.
Zane soon stopped as he said,"Okay Cole. Turn gravity back to normal.". "Will do boss!" said Cole as the room's gravity return back to normal. Zane slowly took off his shirt, revealing his ripped body as his little girl ran into the room. Sly soon flew in after her as she said,"Sorry about that Zane. You know how kids can be especially when they're in their sugar rush years.". Zane smiled as he said,"It's no problem. I sensed her coming.".
Kaida's eyes sparked as she said,"You're so cool papa!". "Thanks Peanut. So why did you come in here? Is something wrong?" said Zane, putting on his shirt. "She wants to go see if Stella is back from her first job. I still can't believe that she went on a job with Team Natsu of all people." said Sly with her crossing her arms. "Yeah. I know that the old man pretty much accepted Kaida and Stella for very different yet similar reasons." said Zane.
Kane nodded as he said,"Yeah. I mean Kaida will be attracting women by the but load thanks to that maternal sense going off upon seeing her with you. It's like when Uriel and Zoey were still in their cute phase. You had to beat women away with a stick.". "You're right Kane but perhaps it was their jealous that kept her way." said Sivarth. Kaida couldn't hear Kane and Sivarth being that Zane didn't want her to meet her more unique uncles just yet.
Kaida said,"So why is that papa?". Sly and Zane tried to think of a reason that would work for a little girl with Twilight soon sprouted from Zane's body. The little girl knew about her dad's partners being that Cole was her favorite since he usually made her laugh. "Don't worry Kaida. You'll be going on your first job in time. You just need to master your magic before that can happen." said Twilight as she changed Zane's clothing into his normal outfit.
Zane nodded as Sly said,"She's right Kaida. So are you ready to go? I doubt your dad can wait any longer to see if Stella is there.". The girl rapidly nodded being that Zane only smiled. "Okay. We're going there in style though." said Zane. He soon walked out of the gym with Kaida looking at the being that has known her father for the longest. "Kaida. Even I don't know what goes through Zane's head most of the time and I've been with him for a long time." said Sly. The two soon went after him.
They soon saw Zane standing in the middle of the front yard with him soon transforming into Spring Form. His arms and legs are now being coiled up silver metallic springs with him staying the same height aka six feet. He's wearing a gray suit of armor with a short sleeved white athletic t-shirt under it. His skin is tan colored with him wearing sunglasses over his pure white eyes. His fists were now boxing gloves with his bluish green hair curled into a rocket like shape.
He's wearing black and green boots. Zane smiled as he said,"Okay Kaida. Can you tell me what this form is and what it can do?". "It's Spring Form! And he can jump really high!" said Kaida. She ran up to him as Sly flew next to her partner. "So can that form even hold things?" said Sly. Zane nodded as he wrapped his arms around his daughter. "So are you ready to go Sly? I think Zane wants to race." said Athena. "Sure why not." said Sly. The three were soon gone by either bounce or flying.
Later in the Fairy Tail Guild hall, the newest male of Fairy Tail was sitting at the bar with the older member. Sly was enjoying some water and Zane was enjoying some of the Rosemary Lotus that he obtained from his most recent job. Kaida was too young for alcoholic being that Cana tried to give her some but was stopped by Zane's glare. The little girl was enjoying a cup of apple juice, with her enjoying it.
Kane said,"I won't force you to do this but you should really introduce her to slushies. It's one of the omniverse's greatest inventions as quoted by Parker and Tron.". "But Sly might get jealous of the little girl." said Cole. "Then we can just get her one as well." said Athena, effectively shutting Cole up. Zane shook his head from that thought being that he was currently reminisced on recent events.
He knew that he really had to visit the Garden eventually being that he had been putting off visiting that place for the longest time and it was time to man up. He also enjoyed how much crime and evil was here. Despite him enjoying the peace and quiet of his dimension, he often missed the days where he could just spend it helping people. He remember how both Kaida and Stella become official member of Fairy Tail being that unlike Zane, they both had the mark stamped on them.
Kaida had her symbol placed in the same spot where her father had his. Since Zane had his mark on his headband which he usually has tied around his left bicep, Kaida had hers on her left bicep too. It was forest green with a black outline. Stella's guild mark is on her left bosom because she thought why not and it's color is red with a black outline. Honestly, I think Evergreen is the only character in Fairy Tail ,not counting Corina Roman from Mermaid Heel, who has her guild mark on her cleavage.
I mean we could count the nameless characters but who cares about Nameless Jane? And that color that she picked. Does this show that Stella likes Zane? Well, Mira thinks so despite her jealous for her and Zane being so close in such a short period of time. Another girl thinks this as well but well, she wasn't as obvious about it. Only one other girl knew and well, you couldn't get her to talk unless you outdrink her and only a couple of people can do that.
Anyway, Zane was currently telling a story to his daughter along with the group of Cana, Elfman, Macao, Mira, Romeo, and Wakaba. Zane was telling them the story of how he became the king of Terrarune and how he become king at the young age of sixteen. He did mentioned Spiro how he may have not been in the right mind at the time but it still counted according to both his maternal grandpa and Spiro, Zane was made king being that he still holds that title several hundred years later.
Wakaba said with his cigarette dropped,"No dam way. You have to be kidding.". Zane smirked with him putting his hands behind his head as he said,"I wish I was sometimes but well, you can't change the past plus being a king is really nice and makes a great conversation starter on blind dates.". "You became king when you were how old again?" said Cana who was stunned. "16 years old and well, I'm 999 years now." said Zane.
He smiled as he said,"I wasn't even at my max power yet being that I honestly couldn't have done it without the help of my friends and my future subjects. The power of ones comrade will always make you grow stronger. Everyone in the Omniverse has someone.". Crisis Judgement went off as Elfman shouted out,"Wow!". He soon smacked his hand into Zane's back causing the Cross-Species to slam into the counter's edge.
Mira was worried for Zane and Sly was worried for Elfman's safety due to her knowing that Zane's temper these days. It wasn't this bad when he was around their age but he did have a tendency to prank people if he was in the right mood. "Finally, we have a true man in this guild other than me of course!" said Elfman. Zane looked at him with him soon saying,"You do remember that I hate being touched right Elf?".
By sprouting two tendrils, Zane soon threw Elfman all the way over the guild hall and into a table as Kaida said,"And he's out of here!". "Good job kid. I mean I didn't like what that kid he was saying about me." said Macao. "You mean how you're not a real man." said Cana, causing Macao to sulk as Romeo and Wakaba snickered at his father/best friend respectively. "That's Zane for you. He's always making everything interesting." said Wakaba. "Yeah. He's so cool!" said Romeo.
Before anything else could be said, the front doors to the guild opened. Stepping inside was none other than Team Natsu along with Stella being that Erza was leading them inside. Zane could sense their emotions being that it didn't take superhuman intelligence to figure out that Stella's first job didn't go so well. "Is Master Makarov here?" said Erza in her commanding voice. "You're finally back from your first job Stella. How did it go?" said Mira. "Um. It's complicated." said Stella.
Flashback Narrator P.O.V.
Stella's first job was to handle a local street gang here in Magnolia being that Master Makarov ask Team Natsu to accompany Stella on a job being that the Earth Dragon Slayer wanted to do the job by herself but not even Zane could save her by joining her being that he wasn't at the guild hall since he was training or busy with her daughter. Her job would have been easy but Stella decided to compete with two members of Team Natsu in trying to catch these bugs being that it was her job.
Three crooks aka the local street gang were getting away from the six wizards ,or five humans and a cat but I'm getting off topic here, by an ethernano-fueled vehicle. It was speeding down the streets with it running down people and stands in the process. In fact, one of them was yelling about his cabbage. Chasing after them was the duo of Happy and Natsu being that the latter was flying thanks to Happy giving him a boost.
Stella wasn't going to let the younger generation slayer get ahead of her being that she used a spell known as Earth Dragon Wave which was a giant wave of earth that she could use to travel around. It's like the superpower of Matter Surfing. Just look at the picture and just imagine Stella in the place of Toph. Anyway, they had been chasing after them for about thirty minutes. You may be asking where the other half of their team is.
Lets just say that they're right behind them and causing more destruction even more than the street gang. "Okay Happy. Who are these guys again? And did they do? I mean I didn't get a chance to ask the mayor about them before Erza basically proclaimed that we'll do this job despite knowing nothing anything about them." said Stella. "Well Stella, they are a bunch of punks that caused vandalism all across Magnolia." said Happy.
Stella nodded as Happy said,"So far, they've been doing a lot of protection insurance but they're nothing more than losers! I mean they couldn't even scare a bunch of senior citizens being that they such at making threats!". "And yet, our genius mayor put a 250,000 Jewel prize for the job. I still can't believe how much they aren't a threat." said Stella. "Tell me about it but I'm going to get that money before you Stella since Luce needs rent money!" said Natsu, firing up.
Stella's eye twitched being that Stella hates people who have others do things for her and the person who did that the most was Lucy. "Sorry Natsu but I can't have you doing that. I've been bumming off Zane and I can't be doing that! Time to finish this off!" said Stella. "What was that Stella? I couldn't hear since we're so far ahead of you! I guess the elderly can't catch a couple of lame thieves!" said Natsu with him cackling like a madman. I ask you this.
Would you find a cackle more attractive than a snort? I mean I find a snort slightly more attractive than a cackle. Stella only smiled as she used the earth to launch herself into the air. "Sorry babies but I don't like losing to children!" said Stella, going past the duo. "Okay! I'm watching a flying girl and she doesn't have any wings!" said one of the crooks. Stella soon landed on a wall and hopped from wall to wall, speeding toward the wagon.
She soon jumped toward the wagon being that to the crooks, she vanished. At the moment, the driver was doing his best to lose the two Fairy Tail wizards and their cat being that they got ridden of the rest of their group including the Titania. "Hey. I lost one of them. You think we lost them?" said the driver as he was focused on not crashing into too many things. One of his pals soon looked over to see Happy and Natsu as he said,"Yeah. It's Salamander and his pet cat. We lost the girl.".
The driver smirked as he said,"Yeah and it's Salamander. We'll lose him soon enough.". There was soon a thunk sound being that someone had crouched on the hood of the wagon. It was Stella with her saying,"You may be right about pinkie but against little old me, you don't stand a chance.". She soon flipped upward and kicked hard on the bumper. You would think this was do nothing but this is a world of magic so logic is thrown out the window.
She created a massive shockwave into the ground and the wagon being that the massive shockwave sent the wagon flying overhead as Stella slid under the flying wagon. It then crashed at the end of the street being that the trio was all in a daze. They knew about Fairy Tail gaining a new powerful wizard in the past week but they didn't expect a girl to flip their magic-powered cart into the air. They were about to get away with Stella getting ready on her past.
However, Natsu charged in with his Fire Dragon Wing Attack being that he kicked the car so hard that it was sent flying across the distance with the crooks whining out in panic. The car disappeared over the horizon as Stella pouted. "Natsu, you idiot! How the hell are we going to collect the reward when you sent the car to another country!" said Stella. She turned around to face as she said,"I know that you have a short term memory but we need both the thugs and.....".
She soon sweat dropped being that she soon saw Natsu, licking his lips and staring at him. Stella was pretty sure that his dragon hormones would be effecting him toward her since Stella knew about two of his mates and from Mira told her, she had an inkling on who the third one was but she could be wrong. "So why are you looking at me like that? I mean I know that you have trouble deciding on a mate but I'm into someone else aka not you." said Stella.
Happy flew toward her being that he looked at Natsu and then Stella, going back and forth between the two until a light bulb went off in his head. "Oh yeah! Natsu didn't get a chance to eat breakfast this morning since Lucy burst her way into our house, complaining about work and dragged him before we could enjoy our fish! I think Natsu is seeing you as food." said Happy. "Okay. That makes no sense. I'm human!" said Stella, backing away.
Natsu drooled over, as he looked at Stella. "Hey buddy. What is this chicken talking about? I mean all I see is delicious thighs and wings." said Natsu. "Okay pinkie. You're obviously insane. You really should know that I was holding back on you in our fight so if you try to eat me, I'll...." said Stella. "I don't care! I only see barbecue chicken, roasting on some barbecue sauce! We're having chicken for lunch Happy!" said Natsu, who slurp and pounced at her.
All of a sudden, Stella said,"Earth Dragon Dive!". She went into the ground to evade a starving Natsu who used his nose to track down being that Natsu was shouting how he was going to have the feast of a lifetime being that this continued on for a while. The rest of Team Natsu arrived as they saw the scene with them turning to Happy who had a grin on his face. "Wow. This is so much fun! Thanks for doing this Lucy!" said Happy. "You're welcome?" said Lucy.
Narrator P.O.V.
Both Sly and Zane was laughing their ass off after the story was over as Stella said with a huge blush on her face,"Please stop laughing you two! It wasn't funny!". "It's kinda funny Stella." said Gray with the silver haired girl having small gnaw marks at her head. Gray was soon punched for his comment which only caused the Cross-Species and Akostar duo's laughter to only get louder. Erza wasn't too happy about Natsu gnawing on a woman. Take that in whatever context you want.
After stopping the scene, she forced Happy and Natsu to eat until the two was all good. Lucy was completely down in the dumps being that since they basically destroyed the town or section of the town in their capture, they didn't get paid a single Jewel. Lucy was also wearing a different outfit from normal being it's the same outfit as the one she wear in Episode 19 of the Anime. I'm no fashion expert here but let me show what I think it is.
She's wearing a light blue shirt with a v-neck, showing off her massive chest because most ,if not all girls, have curves. I'm not going to stop those jokes by the way. Anyway, the bottom of the shirt stops just above her belly button. She wears this with a pink skirt with a belt that had her key ring of gate keys and her whip on her hips plus her boots. I think I'm decently close but I could be horribly wrong beyond belief.
Zane eventually stopped laughing as he said,"Hey Triple B. I have an idea on how to help with your rent problems.". "Yeah?" said Lucy. "Either get a job here at the bar or perhaps sell one of your dinky keys. I think I remember reading that they go for billions, trillion, or higher on the market. It's around that price." said Zane, smiling. "Are you stupid?! You only know that there are only twelve of them right?!" yelled Lucy.
Zane gave her a look as Sly said,"Then just buy it back after getting the money. It's a trick that most con artists use. Zane does.". Both Gray, Happy, and Natsu tried to process having that much jewel in their hands as Stella sighed. "I really wish that my first job was easy but no! The gods of fate decided to play an awful trick on me! I really could use asprin and a lot of mouth wash." said Stella. "For what? You would use your money for that?" said Happy.
Zane was soon gone and then appeared with a bottle of asprin, mouth wash, and water. "Zane. Did you take those without paying?" said Erza, giving him a glare. "Take a freaking chill pill for once in your life Prude Knight. I just grabbed them from my house. I'm sure that Stella'll be scarred for life after what Natsu did to her. I really wish that Vance was here. He would have protected her from the jaw of the beast for sure." said Zane as Stella took the asprin and mouth wash, thanking Zane.
Happy blinked as he said,"Whose Vance?". "He's a kitty like you Happy!" said Kaida, jumping into her father's lap much to the squeal of Mira. Since arriving here, Zane had been getting a lot of female attention and not because of his looks. It was about that maternal feeling that all women have inside of them. I'm not an expert on women but come on. Chicks dig guys with kids. "Wait. There's another cat like me out there?! It's time Natsu!" said Happy, hopping into the air.
Natsu nodded as he hopped up onto a nearby table with him saying,"Right buddy! It's time for the Happy Dance!". The two then hopped around, waving their hands into the air with them both crying out,"Chica-Chica-Chica! Chica-Chica-Chi-ca! Chica-Chica-Chi-ca! Yeaaah!". Zane chuckled as he said,"Ah. That brings me back memories.". Kaida was confused before going back to her drawing of Atomic Form being that she had a goal of drawing all of Zane's forms.
It was a good practice of her magic so why not? The red-haired teen soon had tick marks evident on her forehead being that she demanded respect from all members in the guilds being that only four people didn't listen to her. They were Kaida, Sly, Stella, and Zane with the latter one doing on purpose and the other three not caring too much. "So how is your quest for drawing all of your papa's forms going?" said Mira, refilling her glass of juice. "Good Mira!" said Kaida.
Sly said,"Most people usually give up since Zane has a lot of forms at his disposal being that just the amount of them is quite intimidating.". "Yeah but she only wants to draw the main ones and when an Alvarez has a goal, we won't give up until we complete it. So Mira, I never had the chance to tell you about my job." said Zane, tussling Kaida's hair. "That's right actually. I was kinda worried about you when we heard about the job. I was kinda mad at you for lying to us." said Mira.
She crossed her arms underneath her breasts giving Zane a light glare. "Sorry but I didn't want to make anyone worry or come and join me. I work best solo but hey, I had some great help in Haru and Stella. I mean the reward was initially 5 million Jewels but the mayor decided to give me an extra 15 million Jewels because I helped them out a lot. I also really did enjoy drinking some of that Blossom Village alcohol." said Zane, causing the barmaid and silverette to smite.
Erza said,"But we were only trying to help our Nakama and he went against guild rules by lying to us.". "Well, that's Zane for you. Always breaking the rules to protect the innocent like the superhero he is." said Mira, ignoring the red-head. "Why are you ignoring me? I hate to be ignored." said Erza as this was giving her a case of deja vu aka Fairy Legion Chapter 19. I would put another link to it but let's just say that I won't be repeating links and this scene will be very similar to it.
Stella shrugged as she went up to the bar and sat next to Zane. "Yeah but even with our help, Kraig and Lavern, Zane here could have handled it with his hands tied behind his back." said Stella. "You too Stella?" said Erza, getting madder and confused by the second. "Yeah but I'm not the type who takes all of the credit." said Zane. "Yeah but you're a real hero aren't you?" said Mira with a bright smile. "Yeah but I don't do it for fame. I do it for the people like you." said Zane.
Lucy looked at Erza being that well, she was thinking to herself,"I think Zane just loves to antagonize her every waking moment of the day.". You're not wrong Lucy. The knight was soon growing angrily with every moment being that her fists were balled into fists. "You're just being modest." said Stella with her playfully punching Zane. "I'm hurt. I don't have that big of an ego. It's only the size of the moon." said Zane with the four girls around him giggling at his joke.
Erza soon bellowed out,"QUIT IT RIGHT NOW!". This snapped their conversation, Gray's stunned nature, and the duo of Happy and Natsu's dancing. Instead of being scared, Kaida just giggle at the two who fell. Gray and Lucy plus most of the guild shivered from her outburst. Erza taking several deep breaths as Zane said,"Wow. You really need to take off the armor and just relax.". She pretty much ignored him as Mira said,"He's kinda right Erza. You're really riled up more than normal.".
Erza said with her anger vanishing in less than a second,"I'm not more riled up Mira. I'm looking for Master Makarov but I haven't seen a gray hair anywhere. The five of us need to receive judgement for almost killing Haru and Stella plus interrupting a fellow wizard's job. I believe that we should get this done and over with.". "Hold on. I thought Zane was going to be punished too!" said Gray. "But it was my job and I used the puppy dog eyes to get out of it." said Zane, striking the "V" symbol.
Erza turned and gave Gray a glare, causing the ice wizard flinch back in fear. "It's like Zane said but he also had both Kaida and Stella to convince me otherwise." said Erza. "Well, I'll place a flower on your gravestones." said Zane with a sly smile and folded arms behind his head. The three wizards and cat of Team Natsu looked to the floor with downcast looks. Lucy sighed as she said,"Can't you stop joking around for once Zane?".
Zane said,"I'll do that Triple B once our favorite Prude Knight takes off her armor and cuts back with a cold one and if I feel like that. That's the big one.". "So never." said Sly. "I'll ask again, where is Makarov?" said Erza, ignoring Zane's comment. "Oh. He went out of town for some kind of last minute council meeting or something along those lines. It could be about our Pseudo S-class wizard or maybe him taking down another dark guild by himself." said Macao.
Zane smiled as he said,"Yeah. From what I gathered from Mira's memories, he just left a few hours ago and was grumbling about going.". Immediately, the three wizards and cat of team Natsu let out a collective sigh of relief. "Well, that was a close one!" said Natsu with a bright smile. "Yes. We won't have to deal with our punishment until gramps get back." said Gray fist-pumping no one. "Oh thank goodness! I was so afraid of staring in the face of death! I've still got eight more lives!" said Happy.
The cat was crying in joy. "I can't stand it anymore! You guys are really freaking me out! How is he going to punish us?! I'm still young and I have so much to live for!" shrieked Lucy with her pulling her blond hair in frustration. "Quiet down right now." said Zane with him having a face showing that he wasn't in a good mood. He was also leaking out a bit of his power and boy, he had a lot of it in him. The group instantly ceased their talking and soon shivered in fear.
Gray and Natsu even held onto each other, both afraid of the Cross-Species who has shown them both examples of his anger. Erza even felt a little startled from the power of his voice and the power that he has in his pinky. "Do you know when the master is planning to return?" said Erza. "No idea but I'm sure he'll be back before you know it. I mean the meeting place isn't too far away from here." said Mira. "And I've been made intern master so Prude Knight, lecture away." said Zane.
Erza nodded with Sly saying,"Wow. She's actually going to do that.". "Yeah. I guess she ignored me once again. So hurt." said Zane, playing a small violin with his fingers. The knight placed her hands on her hips in an authoritative matter and turned to face the four on her team. "Okay listen up you fools. You're not getting off the hook! We broke guild rules by almost killing two innocent people and interrupting his job. Prepare to be punished." said Erza in a raised voice.
Gray, Happy, and Natsu immediately hugged each other in support, whimpering in fear. "How can I prepare myself when I don't even know what's going to happen?!" screamed Lucy. Zane rolled his eyes as Kane said,"Despite her being annoying in many ways, I'll give her this. She does a great job of striking fear in others just like you.". "Well, it was nice knowing you!" said Wakaba with a smile before it turned into a frown as he looked away.
Wakaba said,"It's a damn shame. Those two boys are two of our best but poor innocent Lucy is getting punished too. You poor girl.". Lucy paled as a sweat drop running down her face. "You poor girl? And why won't anyone help me?" said Lucy with her sighing loudly. "Because those who rely on others to save them and not grow as a person should burn in hell!" said Zane with a comical flame appearing behind him.
The guild looked at him in confusion as Sly said,"You won't understand if I tell you and don't worry so much Lucy. You still have time until Master gets back right?". "So make it count." said Kaida in a blunt tone. This didn't help Lucy's mood as she sank deeper in depression. "Wow. You're just like your old man huh squirt?" said Cana. "Yep! Papa says that every Alvarez is really blunt much to the annoyance of others around them." said Kaida with a smile. "Indeed." said Stella, thinking about it.
Erza looked right at Zane being that he was currently helping Kaida with drawing Atomic Form since she was having trouble figuring how many opening Atomic Form has being that Zane has told her how many the form has being that he doesn't want to turn into that form right now but he'll do it rather soon. She soon imagined her and Natsu having a kid or several. She shook her heads of those thoughts as Gray and Natsu overhead Wakaba's comment and walked toward him with angry looks.
Natsu soon demanded furiously,"Hey! What's the deal, man?! How come you don't feel sorry for us like at all?!". "Natsu. He'll care about you if you become a buxom girl, I doubt he's going to care plus she sometimes thinks about her actions." thought Stella as he remembered her flirting with her when she joined the girl by blowing some smoke into his pipe and the smoke forming into hearts. She didn't mind guys flirting her but one guys's flirting matters the most to her aka Zane.
Gray said,"And why the hell are you lumping me in with this loser?!". Mira soon looked at the four who was too focused in her drawing to even hear what her Zane's "friend" was saying and the little girls also heard her papa swearing so she just decided to wait until older before swearing. Before anyone could stop it or would, a fight broke out between Gray, Natsu, and Wakaba with the younger two trading insults back to each other while fighting Wakaba and each other.
Zane watched this spectacle in annoyance as he thought,"Wow. This place really loves to fight and I really should stop this right?". "A big part of being a man is owning up to your actions and being humble about them. You hear that you two?! It's high time for you to man up!" said Elfman. "It isn't fair! I'm the cutest one here! Why doesn't anyone fell sorry for me?!" said Happy, flying around and trying to get attention with comical tears.
Zane sighed as he said,"Technically Happy, you were the cutest one. My Peanut here took that title from under you.". The youngest member of the guild soon blushed at her father's comment. Fun fact about Kaida. Her eyes soon sparkle and cheeks blush whenever she's excited, happy about seeing her papa, something that peeks her interest, or getting a compliment. On the flip side, her cheeks go red and her eyes get big and watery when she’s about to cry.
This is rare though. "Will someone please tell me what's going to happen to us?!" said Lucy in a noticeable panic. Zane smirked being that while he may find most of the people in this dimension to be quite annoying, they did provide good entertainment that the Alliance had trouble provided him in his later years plus they made his teasing real fun. He soon placed Kaida on a nearby booth as he said with a smile,"Time to show you why Papa is really good at stopping fights.".
Kaida nodded rapidly as Zane turned into Atomic Form, shocking everyone by the robot like being appearing being that well the fighting was stopped. Like Kane said before in Episode 24 and this text will be bolded,"It's a mystery of the Omniverse kid. Females enjoy the cute while Males enjoy things such as robots.". "So what's the point of this form?" said Erza with Kaida counting all of the openings on the robots and add them to her drawing.
Zane shrugged as he said,"It's simple Prude Knight. I can stop their fight with ease because robots are just cool right you two?". "Yeah!" said Gray and Natsu. The girls shook their heads as Elfman said,"That form is so manly!". "It is Elfman but in my time as a hero and agent of the Alliance, I've learned ways to handle a fight without throwing a single punch. So I should this now." said Zane.
He soon crossed his arms over his chest as he said with an annoyed tone,"I may be a king but don't treat me any different. I despise when people gave me special treatment because of my blood or my family. I may have power and wisdom beyond your years but NO ONE is my subject. Do you understand?". Everyone nodded being that this form being that according to Zane, this form is one of his best and strongest.
Zane soon smiled slyly being that he said,"However, I'm perfectly capable to issue punishments to whoever wants it such as you Prude Knight. I mean you keep talking about punishments so I'm guessing that you want someone here to fulfill your masochistic desires don't you?". He soon made a whipping sound as he finished being that Erza soon blushed and her face matched her hair color in seconds.
Lucy looked at him being that her face was slightly red along with the other girls. "Do you really think talking like that is a good thing for your daughter to hear?!" said Lucy. Kaida wasn't paying too much attention as Sly said,"He really shouldn't Lucy but from what I've learned about the newest member of the Alvarez family, she can be very focused and ignores everyone to work on her latest drawing.". Gray nodded as things went back to normal.
The group of Gray, Happy, Lucy, and Natsu were trying to keep their minds off the fact that Master would soon be coming back being that Stella got up from her spot at the bar and went over to the job board. The duo of Gray and Natsu joined her being that Gray said,"So what do you go going on here Stella?". "Just looking for work which is something that Triple B never does." said Stella. "Hey! She does work!" said Natsu.
Gray looked at him as he said with a deadpanned tone,"No she doesn't bro.". The two were about to fight as Stella ignored them to pay attention to the job that had caught her eye. The request in question was on a black piece of paper. It was written in red ink being that it had two strange eyeballs that appeared to be looking right at the wizard. It was also covered in strange indecipherable scribbles in the center of a inverted triangle that was in the center of the page.
The only thing readable was the big "Read This" at the top and a "500,000 J" reward at the bottom with the left and right side of it have some English written on it. Fun fact, the words written there are what the English Dub Narrator says at the start of the episode. I just noticed that. Needless to say, it quickly caught their attention. That was a lot of money being that Stella knew that she would need to start making some money and fast.
She couldn't stay in Zane's house forever at least without paying her fair share despite Zane telling her that she doesn't need to. She may love staying with her not so secret crush but she wasn't a fan of mooching off others. Her mom didn't raise her like that. This job in question was currently drawing blanks from the three being that it's rather hard to accept a job where you can't read the request. There is writing on the sides but they're not paying attention to that.
Natsu said,"That's one creepy-looking job request.". "You're right for once." said Gray. "Even with all of the languages that Terraytha taught me, I don't recognize this one." said Stella. "Hey you guys. So how are things?" said a voice. Stella turned around to see Loke standing there being that like with Wakaba, she flirted with him and well she wasn't interested. "Not much man. What the heck? I can't even read it." said Natsu in a nonchalantly manner.
Lucy ,who appeared from out of nowhere, soon appeared as she said,"Read what? Is it another job and could you use some help? I mean I would be honored if you could....". Before she could finish her request, Loke flinched away in shock. His eyes were wide open and his jaw looked ready to fall off his face. "Ah! Lucy! What are you doing here?!" said Loke. "It's nice to see you too Loke." said Lucy in a sardonical tone.
She got closer to him as she said,"So what's your problem with me?". "Yeah! Luce is lovely!" said Natsu with Lucy blushing. Stella sighed as she said,"Ease off him Lucy. You know how guys are sometimes.". "It's nothing." said Loke. Back at the bar, Zane was sitting there with Kaida on his lap as he was taking a quick glance away from his daughter's art of Brawn Form to see Erza heading over to the job board with a scowl on her face.
Loke quickly turned and made a break from it being that he smacked straight into Erza and fell on his back unconscious, groaning in pain. Mira watched this from nearby Zane as she winced from the very unique impact Loke had with Erza and then the floor. "No way! There will be no jobs until the master returns!" yelled Erza, ignoring the knocked out Loke on the floor. "I should probably stop them from causing another fight." said Mira.
She was about to go after her redhaired friend but was stopped by a tendril on her shoulder. She soon turned to Zane being that he shook his head. "Don't worry. Everything will be fine." said Zane. "This is going to be real fun. We haven't done this in like forever." said Cole. "Yeah. Was it when you want to make Danny and Gwen take a walk in each other shoes?" said Kane. "Yeah but it was mainly because I found Danny trying to be Gwen real funny." said Zane, smiling.
Twilight said,"So I thought that Natsu would have learned his lesson about not pissing off Prude Knight. I mean doesn't he remember how well his last job was?". Zane shrugged as he watched the scene going one. Lucy looked at the unconscious Loke being that Happy was poking at him with a stick. "That's real smooth." said Lucy. "So Zaney, I didn't get to chance to ask you this the other day but did our favorite immortal being get anything for saving the island and that town?" said Cana.
She was sitting a table nearby the bar while drinking a mug of beer and having a sly smirk on her face. "A gentlemen never tells of his exploits with the fairer sex. I can tell you that I did learn the demon wiggle-waggle." said Zane with a smile. Cana sulked as she said,"Well, I tried to make you blush but it will happen.". "At least you're not giving up. Reminds you of Roxy right? She was the most determined on making you blush since well, your blush is interesting." said Sly.
Zane was silent as Cana said,"Tell me what he looks like dragon gal.". "Sorry but you have to see it for yourself." said Sly. Romeo sat nearby her as he said,"Don't worry Cana. I'm sure that you'll see it one day. But Big bro is so cool!". "Thanks Romeo. You don't mind Kaida do you Reedus?" said Zane as his daughter were looking at whatever Reddus was drawing. "I don't think he minds. No one could hate that bundle of joy." said Cana with her taking another sip of her beer.
Stella sighed as she said,"I'm not going to take until Master gets back Erza. I mean this job is just a mystery.". "You're not going on another job!" roared Erza. Stella knew that her anger didn't have to do it with her but it was annoying. "You're not my keeper got that? I can do whatever I want and I want to take a look at the job being it's a mystery." said Stella, with her pulling the job off the board for everyone to see it.
Lucy said,"If you look at it long enough, it feels like it's just staring right back at you.". She soon shivered at the mere thought of it with Happy speaking in a eerie way,"It could be haunted right Lucy?". He also had a dark gaze to freak her out as Lucy jumped and screamed. "Don't do that to me Happy!" said Lucy. "There will be no job requests until Master returns!" roared Erza. "Screw you dam prude knight!" roared Stella.
The two butted heads as Natsu took a look at the paper. "Decipher this text and I'll increase your wealth by five hundred-thousand jewels. This sound like a winner to me, what do you think little buddy?" said Natsu, looking toward Happy. "Sure does!" said Happy. "So it's a translation job. That's a weird request for the guild. I doubt that not even Levy and her team could solve that crazy ancient stuff." said Gray, taking a closer look at it.
He soon turned toward Zane with him calming sipping his drink. "We don't need Levy and her team Elsa! I mean we got a translator already here!" said Natsu, pointing to Zane. "I think he's talking to us Zane." said Athena. "I would do that Natsu but you see, I don't want to." said Zane with a shrug as he went back to his drink. "Hold on, it's written in modern letters too." said Happy. "I thought that I told you five no jobs!" said Erza.
Stella glared at her as she said,"Well, I'm taking that job once master gets back and you're not going to stop me.". "Wow. I never expected to see anyone other than Zaney arguing with Erza like that again." said Cana. "Yeah but Stella is a real man!" roared Elfman. The giant man was soon hit by a giant fist, sending him flying. Cana looked toward Zane being that his left arm was bigger. 'Thanks Zane. You're a good guy." said Cana. "No problem." said Zane, sipping his drink.
Even after fifteen minutes, everyone except for Zane had been able to translate the message being that Zane was asked to use one of his forms being that he didn't want to do it. He also knew most languages and well to him and Sly, that paper's language was very familiar. At the moment, the request form was laying on the table while Team Natsu sat around it, trying to make sense of it and it didn't look they were going to figure it out anytime soon.
Sly sighed as she said,"So your theory about this dimension giving its people minor cases of amnesia may be true Zane. I mean didn't Happy mentioned that it was written in a modern language.". Stella looked it over and blinked. "Huh. She's right. I mean it's so obvious! Why didn't you say anything if you knew that?!" said Stella. "You didn't ask." said Sly and Zane. Erza grumbled out as she said,"I guess we had a moment where we missed that critical detail.".
However, she soon had a stern look and said with a matching stern voice,"But there will be no jobs at all!". Natsu soon swiped it away as he looked it over. "Oh wait, I can totally read it." said Natsu. "You can read?" said Zane. He got a glare from Erza and Lucy as Natsu said,"Let me see. Chiunque nel raggio di questa richiesta, deve corpi con un'altra persona nella zona. Questo è il potere dello scambio di anime!".
He soon blinked with his hands grasping both sides of head. "What the?! That makes no freaking sense!" said Natsu. Suddenly, the paper began to shine brightly, casting different colors of the rainbow on the group (Erza and Stella, Gray and Natsu, and Happy and Lucy) that were currently transfixed on the glowing paper. They all blinked in surprise being that everyone in the guild watched what was happening.
The only ones to comment on it was Macao and Wakaba. "So what's going on over there?" said Macao. "That's so sad old buddy. They're so scared of whatever Master is going to do to them being that they're glowing like rainbows. Poor Stella, she was caught in the stupid." said Wakaba. "And I think you've enough booze old pal." said Macao. Once the light show died down, the six blinked in surprise being that the light show didn't do anything but look pretty.
Nothing seemed wrong at first but soon, things got weird. Gray suddenly shivered being that he soon wrapped his body with his arms. "So.....cc-c-cold." said Gray with him spitting out ice cubes like a broken ice machine. This statement puzzled the other wizards as their eyes opened slightly. So when does Gray get cold? I mean this is the guy who went around during a blizzard in a speedo. You don't want to know why he did that but it was for a bet. This is not canon I hope.
Elfman shouted,"What the heck? Ice wizard don't get cold. For crying out loud Gray. Be a man for once in your life!". Gray didn't listen to him being that he shivered and his teeth were chattering. "I'm actually serious you guys! I'm really cool right now! Could someone please turn up the heat in here please?! I'm going to die!" said Gray with frost coming off his body. The others just sweat dropped and were a bit stunned by this, being that they had no answer for Gray's behavior.
Before they could question poor Gray for brain damage, the silver-haired woman soon had a stern and authoritative expression being that she was walking directly toward the cross-species and looked him dead in the eyes. "Okay. This isn't what I expected but it's still pretty funny!" thought Zane with him trying to hold back his laughter. "Hey Stella. I may like a lot but you're in my safe-space and I need you to get out of it." said Zane with a few chuckles slipping out.
Sly sighed as Stella said,"Zane. I wanted to wait until Master Makarov gets back but I cannot wait a moment longer. I wish to have our fight in order to pass the time until he gets back and you can't say no.". The guild looked at her being that she mentioned that she didn't want to challenge Zane since well, she didn't want to die. "Are you sure about that Stella? I mean when did I ever promise you a fight." said Zane with a smirk.
He was trying to hold back the laughter but it was going to fail real soon. "You arrogant pig. I should let you know that you promised me a fight before that Galuna Island fiasco and I won't let you get out of it. And in our fight, we will be betting." said Stella with her sounding strangely authoritative. "So I know that her and Stella swapped bodies right? Why does she think that we challenge her to a fight." said Kane.
For context, Erza wanted him to fight him in Chapter 11 and well, she kinda thinks in a different way than most people. Mira looked at the silver-haired woman in confusion with her saying with a very confused frown on her face,"Um Stella. Are you feeling alright?". "Yes. Why shouldn't I be? He has been insulted our nakama for far too long and needs to be taught a lesson." said Stella with Zane's chuckles slipping out.
Before Mira or Sly could say anything, Lucy said with a cheerful voice and rosier red cheeks,"Oh wow! I am so tall now but my chest is like really heavy!". She then arched her back ,in an attempt to support it, and she said while putting her hand on her lower back,"My back is killing me!". "Hey. Are you feeling alright Lucy? Your voice is sounding higher than normal." said Macao."What are you talking about? I mean did you guys get taller or something?" said Happy.
He was standing on the wooden table being his eyes soon widened a bit. "Um what's wrong with my voice?" thought the blue cut, bringing his paws to his face. His jaw almost fell off from shock as he shrieked,"What the?! I'm a cat?!". "Of course you are." said Kaida, confused on why the kitty was acting like the blonde. "Yeah. She's right. I mean you were kinda born that way Happy." said Wakaba with a bewildered look
Before Happy could say anything, Natsu snapped out of his stupor with his face sweating like he just ran a lot. "Huh? Why is it so dam hot?" said Natsu. "Um Natsu. Are you alright kid? You've never complained about being hot before." said Macao. "What are you talking about?" said Gray before he took a look at Natsu. His mouth fell to the floor as he said,"What the hell?!". Zane soon covered his face as he was laughing too much.
The blue cat soon faced Wakaba being that he turned to face the man and glared. "I'm not Happy. I'm Lucy!" said Happy. "What?!" yelled the trio of Elfman, Macao, and Wakaba. "Wow. You two are being so freaking dumb." said Natsu. "That's it! You want to go dragon breath!" said Gray. "Bring it on Icehead!" said Natsu. The two blinked at the situation with Gray/Natsu saying,"Hold on. You're Gray right?". "Yeah. Why the hell am I looking in a mirror?" said Natsu/Gray.
Sly looked at Zane being that he was about to explode being that she thought,"So I haven't see him like this in a while. This is going to be a long one.". "Why are you all acting so foolishly?!" said Stella/Erza, acting firm and composed. The silver-haired girl stood tall, firm, and more composed than ever being that she was staring hard at the group in a way that the other wizards thought were never possible being that it reminded them of a certain knight.
She then turned to Gray/Natsu, Happy/Lucy, Lucy/Happy, and Natsu/Gray with her saying,"And what did I say?! No jobs until master returns! Now Zane, I want....". She looked at Zane being that his mouth was closed. "Yeah but it was only Erza who told us that not you Stella." said Lucy/Happy. "Of course I told you that! Wait. Did you call me Stella?" said a pale looking Stella/Erza being that speaking of the knight.
Erza/Stella stood there looking at herself in the mirror ,with her only seeing only Erza's body, as she soon paled at what she heard. "Hold on. If I'm right about this." said Erza/Stella. Her body glowed for a second, revealing a white blouse with a blue bowtie. She kept the armored gloves with her saying under her breath,"Huh. I guess I swapped bodies with Erza. It beats Happy.". Stella/Erza soon looked at Erza/Stella with her stunned silent.
Her eyes soon went into shock as she cried out in despair,"What the hell is going on?!". "Hey Natsu! I got these amazing boobies!" said Lucy/Happy. She began fondling her chest ,in front of the rest of the guild, with the manly trio of Elfman, Macao, and Wakaba very much enjoying the view and drooling in excitement. On the other hand, Happy/Lucy wasn't. His eyes bulged out being that the blue cat eyed down the blonde angrily.
Happy/Lucy quickly leaped off the table, flying straight toward the blonde. "Quit doing that?! Lucy Kick!" yelled a furious Happy/Lucy. The blue feline landed a direct hit on Lucy/Happy's chest but instead of doing any damage, the cat just bounced off the chest and well it bounced up and down. It only took a second for the trio of Elfman, Macao, and Wakaba to blush and cheer. "He bounced off her freaking chest! It's like a balloon!" said Zane in a higher pitch with him starting to laugh more.
Kaida was worried for her papa before Sly said,"It'll make sense soon in time Kaida.". Happy/Lucy soon collapsed on the floor, with his right leg throbbing in pain as the rest of the guild stood over him. The cat soon rolled over to her paws and knees. "What's going on here?! Why am I, Happy? I'm totally freaking out here!" said Happy/Lucy. Loke soon came to being that he steadily got up from the floor being that he said,"Man, my head.".
As his vision soon focused back to normal, he noticed a certain blonde wizard in front of him with a bright smile. "Hi Loke!" said Lucy/Happy. The man soon screamed out in terror being that he soon bolted in another direction, leaving a confused Lucy behind. "So he's scared of Lucy even if she's not in her body." said Twilight. Elfman, Macao, Mira, and Wakaba were let dumbfounded and speechless over everything they were seeing.
Happy/Lucy cried out,"What's going on here?! First, I've transformed into a cat and now, there is a creepy lookalike of me!". "What are you talking about little buddy?" said Gray/Natsu, cocking a brow in confusion. "How can all of you be so foolish?!" yelled Stella/Erza. She stood right in front of them being her voice sounded like Stella but more commanded. "Isn't it obvious to all of you?! We've all switched bodies!" said Stella/Erza causing the other four to yelled,"What?!".
Erza/Stella on the other hand was quite calm being that she walked toward Zane being that he looked like he was going to exploded. "Hey Zane. Can I ask you a favor from you?" said Erza/Stella. "Sure thing. What's up?" said Zane. He was going to start laughing being that one little thing was going to set him off. Erza/Stella suddenly placed her arms underneath her chest and pushed them up a little as if she was trying to straighten them.
Erza/Stella said,"Mind checking if I'm a bigger size or not. I mean you asked me how I could have such great breasts hanging off my chest. According to you, most girls in this dimension have such big breasts. I mean to a normal girl, they would be havoc on my back.". "Who knows? But let Doctor Professor Zane take a quick squeeze." said Zane. Both girls and guys were blush like crazy, as they watched Zane messing with Erza/Stella's chest.
However, Gray/Natsu and Stella/Erza were fuming mad for different reasons. The two charged at the duo of S-Class with a fist. "You bastard! I don't care who you are but I'll teach you how to grope a maiden's chest!" yelled Stella/Erza. The duo of ice wizard and earth dragon slayer soon punched a metal chest plate as Erza/Stella reequipped her default armor. "Wow. This is really cool. So are you alright Zane?" said Erza/Stella in a concern tone.
Zane's entire face was bright red with him soon starting to laugh. He fell off the bar stool with him saying through his laughter and rolling on the floor,"I can't believe this but this even more funny than I fucking thought! Yohohohoho!". He couldn't stop laughing being that Kaida was very much worried for her papa. "Don't worry. He'll be fine eventually." said Sly. "Okay! I have to admit that you're slightly smaller than normal!" said Zane, mixed in with laughter.
He tried to stand up with him struggling thanks to his laughter. "Okay. This is a real good laughter and well, I need this today! I mean I've had a pair of boobies hanging on my chest before but not as big! I've pissed off most women today but who cares! This is too dam funny! Dereshishishi!" said Zane with him falling back to the ground and laughing. The entire guild watched the Cross-Species laughter for a good ninety minutes before he stopped.
If you haven't noticed, Zane was mimic both Brook and Jaguar D Saul's laughter style. He was also doing every known character in One Piece's laughter style except for Trebol because I don't like Trebol for many reasons. After Zane's laughter frenzy which rivaled the clown prince of crime, Zane said with him wiping away tears,"Okay. Thank you guys. This was just the fucking best. It was totally freaking worth it you guys!". He was about to go on another laughter frenzy but he calmed down.
At this moment, the group of Erza/Stella, Gray/Natsu, Happy/Lucy, Lucy/Happy, and Natsu/Gray were looking at Stella/Erza being that she was still cradling her hand and suddenly fell to her knees being that she said,"Don't act all impressed Zane and laughing at our misery is so rude. You're a real monster. I don't understand why I've never felt this exposed and weak before. It's like I've requipped into a weak girl.".
Erza/Stella's eyebrows twitched as she yelled,"Don't call me weak you dam prude Knight! I trained my body to its peak and I could totally beat you in a fist fight! In fact, let me prove that to you!". She soon threw a punch at Stella with Zane shouting,"Cat fight!". The two girls began fighting with Kaida giggling. "You're right papa! This is funny!" said Kaida. Zane smiled with Cana saying,"And here I thought Zane was unbreakable but him and his daughter's laughing together is pretty cute.".
After the two girls stopped fighting thanks to Kaida telling them to, Stella/Erza looked right at Zane with him smiling. "Zane Vincent Alvarez. Explain to us right now why you swapped our bodies or else." said Stella/Erza. The guild ,except for Erza/Stella, let out a collective what. "I don't know what you're talking about Stella or is it Erza? Sorry but I'm a little headed and by the way, thanks for letting me cope a feel." said Zane with a smirk. "You son of a......" said Stella/Erza.
She was soon held back by Natsu/Gray as the pinkette said,"Hey flamebrain! Calm your girlfriend down like you normally do!". "Nah. He really shouldn't. I'm getting a good laugh." said Sivarth as the rest of Team Legion Zero agreed. "So you figured it out huh. Well done. You get a gold star." said Zane in a very patronizing tone. Stella/Erza glared as Natsu/Gray had to hold her back. "So what did they feel like?" whispered Gray/Natsu to Zane.
Natsu/Gray and Stella/Erza's hearing picked this up as they said in unison,"Why are you asking him that?!". "Jinx!" said Lucy/Happy much to the annoyance of the cat. "Curiosity killed the cat. So how did you do it Zane?" said Erza/Stella with her folding to her arms. "You figured it out too Stella. It is Stella right?" said Mira with a confused head tilt. The redhead nodded as Zane said,"Don't worry. I got a way to figure this out.".
He soon opened his bag being that he soon helped the swapped wizards and cat keep track on who is who by using cardboard cutouts of their faces being that the one that went over Erza's head looked angry. "So to be honest, I think that the one who got this the worst is Happy. I mean you got Triple B's useless body. I mean she's so weak and pathetic. I don't regret doing this at all or saying that." said Zane with him dodging both Gray/Natsu and Stella/Erza's swipe.
Everyone was all pretty much confused by all of this as Mira said,"So how did all of this happen exactly?". "Yeah. I mean these boobies are nice but now, I'm so fat instead of being cute and little! I also can't sleep since my boobies will suffocate me!" said Lucy/Happy. "What did you say you dam cat?!" exclaimed Happy/Lucy with a tick mark coming from Happy's face. "Why'd I have to get stuck in this moron's body?" said Gray/Natsu.
Natsu/Gray sneered out,"What are you complaining about flamebrain? I'm the one who got uglier and weaker.". "Man, this is way better than the last time I did this." said Zane with a shrug. "Huh?! You have done this crap before?!" yelled Happy/Lucy. The others swapped people soon looked at him with an incredulously look with the rest of the guild following suit. "Well yeah. Heck, I've even been a girl before." said Zane in a nonchalantly manner, shocking them again.
He soon smiled as he said,"As an Eazairvian, we're neither male or female. I usually pick a male form because I like girls and I'm a breast man mainly because of the pun. I mean I've dated guys before but I was usually a women. I mean when I found the right fella, I was on cloud nine and it was so hard to say goodbye but I had to leave him.". He was crying at the end as Kaida and Sly patted her father or partner ,respectively, on the head as Sly said,"I think you should focus Zane.".
Zane nodded as he said,"Anyway, I did this the first time to teach people about walking in another's people's shoes. It was mainly because I wanted to test my magic but hey, people learned a lesson so this could be a good thing.". Stella/Erza grabbed his hands with her staring at him intensely. "You will swap us back right now Zane or else, I'll make you pay by cutting off your most precious tool." said Stella/Erza with a glare. Zane only rolled his eyes as he thought of a clever comeback.
Zane said with his power leaking out,"Sorry Erza but in my relationships sexual or not, I'm usually the dominant one and I bet you want to find that out don't you huh?". Erza/Stella blushed crimson red alongside Mira being that both girls were hoping that no one saw them being that Zane did. "Huh. I guess I was right about those two. I may be a gentleman who respects woman but during the heat of passion, I can be a real Akostar." thought Zane.
Sivarth chuckled as he said,"Well said Zane.". Stella/Erza let go of Zane as she said,"At least you gave me a body worthy of a spar. I mean you could have put in me in the body of Happy.". "Yeah. I mean who ever got stuck in that body really drew the short draw?" said Erza/Stella. The words that she chose to use being caused Happy/Lucy to start crying. Streams of water were currently flying out of the cats eyes. Zane made the liquid substance ignore him and his daughter using his telekinesis.
Even in a dimension filled with magic, a cat producing this many tears would shock pretty much everyone. "Well, I hate to admit it but they're kinda right." said Natsu/Gray. "You guys really suck especially you Zane!" said Happy/Lucy with her sobbing slightly. Gray/Natsu tried to comfort her as Natsu/Gray and Stella/Erza said in unison,"Change us back now!". "Nope! Why would I do that when I'm having so much fun plus this is your punishment." said Zane.
Kane said with a growl,"At least, there aren't any sexist comments. I mean I despise sexism more than anything since the last sexist who we happen to encountered on our long journey didn't say another word after I put her into the hospital. You may be neither sex Zane but I don't like people who think that one gender is better than the other. Humans or really any gendered species would be useless without the other.".
The rest of the team sighed as they hate how Kane acts when it comes to sexism. Erza/Stella soon hit the duo of Natsu/Gray and Stella/Erza on the back of their heads. "Calm down you two." said the red head. "Why did you do that?" said the two in unison, while rubbing the back of their heads. "Because the two of you are annoying me!" said Erza/Stella. "This is just so dam weird." said Cana, shaking her head. "How will I ever be cute with such a hideous face?" said Lucy/Happy.
Happy/Lucy soon shouted,"I'll kill you!". The guild hall soon went into chaos being that the trio of Erza/Stella, Natsu/Gray, and Stella/Erza going at each other in a agitated fashion with Happy/Lucy trying to punch Lucy/Happy being that the cat had thrown insults at her. "Okay. I better get you out of here before Zane explodes again and it won't be laughter this time." said Sly with her soon taking Kaida out of the guild hall.
Gray/Natsu soon turned toward Zane with him saying,"Zane. I'm begging you. Please make them stop.". "And why are you asking me?" said Zane with veins appearing on his face. "Because I would ask Erza but well......" said Gray/Natsu, sheepishly placing a hand on the back of his head. "Okay. I will but you won't like it." said Zane, as he stood up. He soon turned into Liger Form with the duo of Gray/Natsu and Mira looked confused.
The feline's body soon glowed bright purple being that Gray/Natsu remember that Zane glows this color when he turned into Diamond Prime and was very excited to see what Liger Form looked like when evolved. Liger Form is now Liger Prime. It looked slightly different. His body grew to sixteen feet tall as his fur got furrier and more shaggy like. The white stripes turned energy similar to his belt. His hands and feet now have five ,metal plated, claws as his arms and legs were covered in silver bandages.
He's now wearing a metal jacket with black fur around the hood of his jacket. His upper canines grew much longer very much like a saber tooth-tiger. He grew nine fluffy yet highly dangerous tails with the ends being sharp swords. Zane took a deep breath and his body had a lot of rage and anger, with it slipping off his body. "Everyone who bears the mark of a fairy shut the fuck up and sit in a Seiza position right now or I'll rip you apart! I'm not joking here brother!" said Zane.
His voice made the toughest of beings cower in fear. Everyone in the guild hall did just this that as Zane deactivate the form as he said,"Ta-fucking-da.". Zane began rubbing his forehead with him thinking to himself,"Okay. It was fun at first but now, I'm starting to get real tired of it. I didn't think it would be possible but hey, I've been wrong a couple of times before in my life.". He heard a wise voice,"I'm impressed with how you reprehend these kids Zane. Mind teaching me how to do that?".
Everyone turned toward the door being that they saw the trio of Kaida, Makarov, and Sly in the doorway. The elderly man had obviously returned from his council visit with him quipping,"I guess that all of you have learned what mess with a god.". The little girl ran toward Zane being that he picked her up. Kaida hugged Zane as she said,"Are you feeling okay papa? Sly told me that you were real mad.". "I was but now that you're here, I'm feeling much better now." said Zane, with Kaida hugging him deeper.
This was ignored by Team Natsu and Stella had walked up to the aging master and Akostar being that the former was grasping his smiley-faced cane right behind him. "Master. Thank god you have return to us." said Stella/Erza, tearfully bowing to him. "So how did this even happen to us gramps?" said Gray/Natsu. "Zane asked me if he could put that request on the board, I honestly thought that no one was going to take it." said Makarov.
The six swapped people were stunned silent as Zane said,"Yeah. I mean I totally thought that Levy and her team were going to take it but well, I was wrong.". "Yes. It is written in your native language so do you mind explaining the spell's effect?" said Makarov. "Sure. By reading aloud on what's on the page, you've cast a spell that can swap bodies with the person that was closet to you. This spell is known as Soul Swap!" said Zane with him performing jazz hands.
Sly floated over to Zane with her saying,"I really do feel bad about getting Stella involved but well, I think the only other person would have been Loke.". "Yeah. I mean I would have loved to see Lucy in Loke's body and vise versa. It would have made me laugh for another ninety minutes." said Zane as he wiped away a tear just thinking about it. Happy/Lucy paled as he said,"Soul Swap? That sounds so scary.".
Natsu/Gray soon placed a hand on Gray/Natsu's shoulder with him saying,"So Natsu.". "Yeah. What's up?" said Gray/Natsu. The pink haired wizard grabbed the onyx haired wizard by the shirt and was soon thrown to the other end of the room, slamming head first into the bar. "You dam idiot! This is all your fault and I'm stuck in your body forever!" yelled Natsu/Gray. Gray/Natsu soon raced over back to Natsu/Gray, getting face-to-face with himself.
He soon yelled,"Me?! All I did was try to read the stupid job request!". The two were about to start fighting with Zane snickering. "Zane. I have to thank you for giving them masks because honestly, I have trouble remembering who is in whose body." said Makarov. "Yeah. This isn't my first time doing this and one more thing. This spell is more than body swapping, it also swaps magic." said Zane with him smiling. "What?!" shouted the group.
Makarov said,"Zane. I think you're missing the most important part.". "Oh yeah. There is only way to undo the spell. You have to say the magic words to little old me. I mean I'm your only hope to get back to normal unless you want to stay like that forever." said Zane. "What?!" said the six. "I mean you could use a cauldron but you would have to great knowledge on body swapping magic but I'm not sure that that is going to happen. Have fun." said Zane with a smirk and walking back to the bar.
He soon sat down with Kaida as the little one was drawing. Gray/Natsu soon ran over to Cana and Mira being that he knew that Zane was close to these two. "Hey you girls! Do you mind helping us to convincing Zane to change us back?!" said Gray/Natsu. "Sorry but I don't that's going to be possible given Zane's very stubborn nature." said Mira. "Sorry but I guess that you shouldn't have pissed our resident god." said Cana, drinking.
The six were shocked being their eyes soon became bigger than dinner plates while their jaws fell to the floor, expressions of horror plastered on their faces. "To be a little honest, I was really looking forward to punishment them for interrupting your job and almost killing poor Stella and her friend Haru but I guess that you make a better person to deliver punishments than I could ever be." said Makarov as he walked past Team Natsu and toward Zane.
He was soon stopped by Erza/Stella with her waving her arms around frantically. "Wait?! I wasn't even supposed to be punished so why did I get swap?!" said Erza/Stella. "Yeah. I mean my plan was to get Loke but since someone knocked him out, I had to change it. I'm really sorry but well, you got caught up in the crossfire!" said Zane, singing the last part. "Indeed. I do feel a bit bad for her but I wish you the best of luck kids." said Makarov in a cheery tone.
On the guild hall floor, Gray/Natsu, Happy/Lucy, and Lucy/Happy were both lying in the floor, their bodies soon started twitching. Natsu/Gray was on his hands and knees, too shock to stand. Erza/Stella and Stella/Erza were both standing firm, with their fists quivering in anxiety being that their attitude displayed absolute apprehension. "So how long do you think it'll take for her to break?" said Sly. "I'll say a few more minutes." said Zane. "Okay. Lets watch until then." said Sly.
The two soon had a bowl of popcorn with Natsu/Gray being the first to snap. "That's it! I can't take it anymore!" said Natsu/Gray. He swiftly pulled off his black vest and threw it aside, leaving his toned upper body exposed. He was about to take off the pants too until Gray/Natsu tackled him to the floor much to the visible dismay of Happy/Lucy and Stella/Erza. "Huh. Even if he's not in his body, Gray likes to strip." said Cana, sitting next to Zane and getting some popcorn along with Kaida.
Zane nodded as he said,"I was thinking about swapping him with Lucy because then, I would have given the guys a show but I still did that but on a lesser scale.". "Keep it together, you dam perverted stripper!" said Gray/Natsu, wrestling with himself and this did please Stella/Erza because she has a very dirty mind. I mean it's kinda canon since she reads the smut and erotic novels according to the wiki aka Welcome to Fairy Hills. I could be wrong but hey, it's my interruption.
Happy/Lucy soon sprouted a pair of white, feathered wings from her back and flew a few feet off the ground. "I really have to say that flying is real fun but I don't want to be stuck as a cat forever!" said Happy/Lucy. "What's so bad about being me huh Lucy?" said Lucy/Happy, sulking a bit. "Hey!" said Natsu/Gray, ceasing his fight with Gray/Natsu. Everyone soon looked to see fire drooling out from his mouth and onto the floor. "What the hell? I have fire dripping out of my mouth!" said Natsu/Gray.
Gray/Natsu shouted,"You idiot! Control it!". "I can't idiot!" said Natsu/Gray, with the panic from the former ice wizard caused the flames to come out in torrents, lighting the entire floor on fire. The fire soon began to grow bigger and more fierce, causing the group of wizards to step away. "Natsu! Use your ice to stop the fire!" said Stella/Erza. "I don't know how!" said Gray/Natsu. He soon held out his hands and fiddled with them being that instead of ice blasting, he got ice cubes.
Like before though, they were coming out of his body or more specifically his mouth. "This really sucks." said Gray/Natsu. Erza/Stella and Stella/Erza sweat dropped in frustration being that the fire was soon expanding being that if no one did anything, it could burn down the entire guild. "So aren't you going to do anything?" said Sly. Zane shrugged as he said,"I could but I need the magic words to proceed.". "Just do it Zane." said Sly, with her facepalming and Zane placed Kaida down.
Zane stood up as he soon transformed into Mastodon Form. This form is a giant humanoid elephant with elements of a hippo. He has a muscular figure. His entire body is mostly a dark gray color with patches of his body being a white color. These patches appear over his chest, ears, and forehead with them being fur. He has no hair but has violet eyes. He has a hippotamus's mouth with him having short, blunt tusks and several holes with them. These holes function as his mouth.
This was ignored by Team Natsu and Stella had walked up to the aging master and Akostar being that the former was grasping his smiley-faced cane right behind him. "Master. Thank god you have return to us." said Stella/Erza, tearfully bowing to him. "So how did this even happen to us gramps?" said Gray/Natsu. "Zane asked me if he could put that request on the board, I honestly thought that no one was going to take it." said Makarov.
The six swapped people were stunned silent as Zane said,"Yeah. I mean I totally thought that Levy and her team were going to take it but well, I was wrong.". "Yes. It is written in your native language so do you mind explaining the spell's effect?" said Makarov. "Sure. By reading aloud on what's on the page, you've cast a spell that can swap bodies with the person that was closet to you. This spell is known as Soul Swap!" said Zane with him performing jazz hands.
Sly floated over to Zane with her saying,"I really do feel bad about getting Stella involved but well, I think the only other person would have been Loke.". "Yeah. I mean I would have loved to see Lucy in Loke's body and vise versa. It would have made me laugh for another ninety minutes." said Zane as he wiped away a tear just thinking about it. Happy/Lucy paled as he said,"Soul Swap? That sounds so scary.".
Natsu/Gray soon placed a hand on Gray/Natsu's shoulder with him saying,"So Natsu.". "Yeah. What's up?" said Gray/Natsu. The pink haired wizard grabbed the onyx haired wizard by the shirt and was soon thrown to the other end of the room, slamming head first into the bar. "You dam idiot! This is all your fault and I'm stuck in your body forever!" yelled Natsu/Gray. Gray/Natsu soon raced over back to Natsu/Gray, getting face-to-face with himself.
He soon yelled,"Me?! All I did was try to read the stupid job request!". The two were about to start fighting with Zane snickering. "Zane. I have to thank you for giving them masks because honestly, I have trouble remembering who is in whose body." said Makarov. "Yeah. This isn't my first time doing this and one more thing. This spell is more than body swapping, it also swaps magic." said Zane with him smiling. "What?!" shouted the group.
Makarov said,"Zane. I think you're missing the most important part.". "Oh yeah. There is only way to undo the spell. You have to say the magic words to little old me. I mean I'm your only hope to get back to normal unless you want to stay like that forever." said Zane. "What?!" said the six. "I mean you could use a cauldron but you would have to great knowledge on body swapping magic but I'm not sure that that is going to happen. Have fun." said Zane with a smirk and walking back to the bar.
He soon sat down with Kaida as the little one was drawing. Gray/Natsu soon ran over to Cana and Mira being that he knew that Zane was close to these two. "Hey you girls! Do you mind helping us to convincing Zane to change us back?!" said Gray/Natsu. "Sorry but I don't that's going to be possible given Zane's very stubborn nature." said Mira. "Sorry but I guess that you shouldn't have pissed our resident god." said Cana, drinking.
The six were shocked being their eyes soon became bigger than dinner plates while their jaws fell to the floor, expressions of horror plastered on their faces. "To be a little honest, I was really looking forward to punishment them for interrupting your job and almost killing poor Stella and her friend Haru but I guess that you make a better person to deliver punishments than I could ever be." said Makarov as he walked past Team Natsu and toward Zane.
He was soon stopped by Erza/Stella with her waving her arms around frantically. "Wait?! I wasn't even supposed to be punished so why did I get swap?!" said Erza/Stella. "Yeah. I mean my plan was to get Loke but since someone knocked him out, I had to change it. I'm really sorry but well, you got caught up in the crossfire!" said Zane, singing the last part. "Indeed. I do feel a bit bad for her but I wish you the best of luck kids." said Makarov in a cheery tone.
On the guild hall floor, Gray/Natsu, Happy/Lucy, and Lucy/Happy were both lying in the floor, their bodies soon started twitching. Natsu/Gray was on his hands and knees, too shock to stand. Erza/Stella and Stella/Erza were both standing firm, with their fists quivering in anxiety being that their attitude displayed absolute apprehension. "So how long do you think it'll take for her to break?" said Sly. "I'll say a few more minutes." said Zane. "Okay. Lets watch until then." said Sly.
The two soon had a bowl of popcorn with Natsu/Gray being the first to snap. "That's it! I can't take it anymore!" said Natsu/Gray. He swiftly pulled off his black vest and threw it aside, leaving his toned upper body exposed. He was about to take off the pants too until Gray/Natsu tackled him to the floor much to the visible dismay of Happy/Lucy and Stella/Erza. "Huh. Even if he's not in his body, Gray likes to strip." said Cana, sitting next to Zane and getting some popcorn along with Kaida.
Zane nodded as he said,"I was thinking about swapping him with Lucy because then, I would have given the guys a show but I still did that but on a lesser scale.". "Keep it together, you dam perverted stripper!" said Gray/Natsu, wrestling with himself and this did please Stella/Erza because she has a very dirty mind. I mean it's kinda canon since she reads the smut and erotic novels according to the wiki aka Welcome to Fairy Hills. I could be wrong but hey, it's my interruption.
Happy/Lucy soon sprouted a pair of white, feathered wings from her back and flew a few feet off the ground. "I really have to say that flying is real fun but I don't want to be stuck as a cat forever!" said Happy/Lucy. "What's so bad about being me huh Lucy?" said Lucy/Happy, sulking a bit. "Hey!" said Natsu/Gray, ceasing his fight with Gray/Natsu. Everyone soon looked to see fire drooling out from his mouth and onto the floor. "What the hell? I have fire dripping out of my mouth!" said Natsu/Gray.
Gray/Natsu shouted,"You idiot! Control it!". "I can't idiot!" said Natsu/Gray, with the panic from the former ice wizard caused the flames to come out in torrents, lighting the entire floor on fire. The fire soon began to grow bigger and more fierce, causing the group of wizards to step away. "Natsu! Use your ice to stop the fire!" said Stella/Erza. "I don't know how!" said Gray/Natsu. He soon held out his hands and fiddled with them being that instead of ice blasting, he got ice cubes.
Like before though, they were coming out of his body or more specifically his mouth. "This really sucks." said Gray/Natsu. Erza/Stella and Stella/Erza sweat dropped in frustration being that the fire was soon expanding being that if no one did anything, it could burn down the entire guild. "So aren't you going to do anything?" said Sly. Zane shrugged as he said,"I could but I need the magic words to proceed.". "Just do it Zane." said Sly, with her facepalming and Zane placed Kaida down.
Zane stood up as he soon transformed into Mastodon Form. This form is a giant humanoid elephant with elements of a hippo. He has a muscular figure. His entire body is mostly a dark gray color with patches of his body being a white color. These patches appear over his chest, ears, and forehead with them being fur. He has no hair but has violet eyes. He has a hippotamus's mouth with him having short, blunt tusks and several holes with them. These holes function as his mouth.
The right tusk looks to be cut in half. It has a massive trunk which ends in five claw-like protrusions. He wears a dark brown sleeveless winter jacket with gray pauldrons on his shoulders. They have the number 2 on each of them. He wears a red bandanna over his forehead. He wears a blue muscle shirt with a volcano like symbol on it. He wears purplish green pants with them being tucked into black boots.
His left hand is a gold triple-barrel shotgun with his right hand ,with four fingers, having a brown glove over it. He has a short tail. Zane stretched as Stella/Erza stared at him in disbelief. "So out of all of your forms Zane, you pick the overgrown elephant?" said Stella/Erza. Zane gave the girl a look before scoffing. "I'll have you know that this form is much stronger than all of your armors combined and times seven." said Zane.
The two began glaring at each other and were about to start fighting with each other. They couldn't start due to the interference of Happy/Lucy. She flew right in-between them as she said in a very sheepish voice,"I know that you two hate each other for some reason or another but the fire is getting bigger by the second.". Zane sighed as he looked at the fire. "You're right for once in your life cat. Get back already." said Zane.
He began looking at the growing flame and instead of getting rid of it, he was just looking at it. "Do something about it already Zane!" yelled the guild. The fire was soon covered in pink energy being that the fire was slowly shrinking in size. "Um. So what exactly is that form's ability?" said Cana. "How about instead of asking questions, you just watch and see what this form can do for yourself." said Sly with a smile. "I guess that makes sense to me." said Cana.
Zane placed his trunk inside of the pink energy sphere. It may have looked like the fire had been contained but it was getting out of control. He looked at Erza/Stella and Natsu/Gray being that the latter had finally stopped himself for hurling flames. The elephant smiled being that he began to absorb the fire being the fire was gone and the energy sphere left right after that. "Okay. The problem is now officially solved. Are you happy now?" said Zane.
The elephant burped, rubbing his mouth. "Huh. I haven't absorbed energy with this form in a long time but I forgot how good it is." said Zane. Gray/Natsu crossed his arms over his chest with him saying,"Nice job ice prick. You almost burned down the guild.". "Screw you!" said Natsu/Gray. The two were starting to bicker being that they felt an powerful anger that rivaled Erza being that it soon belonged to the elephant that stood there with his arms crossed with an aura of anger over him.
Zane said,"I don't want you two fighting anymore at least for today. If I see one more fight that starts from you two bickering, I change you two back and then into women.". The two gulped as they said,"Yes sir!". Zane shook his head back and forth being that he looked at Stella/Erza being that she overheard their conversation. "Well rats." said Cole. "As you can see Zane, we can't stay in these bodies so changes us back." said Stella/Erza in a commanding tone.
Zane said with a sigh,"Sorry but I won't do that without the magic words. I mean this could be over with in a second if all of you say the magic words.". Sly soon covered Kaida's ears being that the rivalry between her partner and Titania was reaching its peak. "Dam it Zane! You're such a pain to everyone you've ever met! I bet your family is rolling in their graves whenever you're being nothing more than a......" yelled Stella/Erza.
She didn't get to finish her sentence as Zane's massive trunk wrapped around her and well, slammed right into the second floor's railing. Everyone was shocked by this action being that Zane said,"Don't you dare talking about my real family like that bitch! I will destroy you if you take bad about the only people's opinion that I truly care about!". "Zane! That's enough." said Makarov being that he left his office around the start of the fire and currently drinking some alcohol.
Zane dropped Stella/Erza to the ground as her team ran toward her. "Fine but if she does that again old man, I'll be using my big guns to make her learn her place." said Zane, with him deactivating the elephant form and going back to normal. "So why didn't you do anything about that master?" said Erza/Stella. "Well Stella, I was amused at seeing Gray spewing fire out but I think mentioning Zane's family in a negative light gets him real mad." said Makarov.
Stella/Erza turned to Zane being that she hated him now being that he was nothing more than a foul-mouthed brat but a single glare for him made her look away in fear. "So eventually, these two are going to fight right?" said Wakaba, standing with the other wizards. "As manly as that sounds, trying to fight someone like Zane is just plain dumb." said Elfman. "Don't listen to them Erza. I'm sure you can beat Zane." said Gray/Natsu, placing a comforting hand on Stella/Erza's shoulder.
Stella/Erza turned to Gray/Natsu with her saying,"I know that you think that Natsu but I'm not sure about it myself. Even in that feline form, I'm sure he could defeat me.". "Don't worry Erza! I'm sure that you can because like Zane always says, everything has a weakness." said Gray/Natsu with the back of his head awkwardly. Zane soon sipped some beer with him hiding his smile thanks to the mug.
He was teaching Natsu some lessons being that to learn things sometimes, it requires a little bit of force. It was a lesson that he learned the hard way being that he was reminded of it whenever he got a look at his injuries. Stella/Erza walked over to Zane with Macao saying,"Is she crazy? I mean did she forgot about the beatdown she just got?". The rest of the guild was staying away from Zane with Mira saying,"Don't worry. I'm pretty sure she's learned her lesson.".
Stella/Erza got Zane's attention with her saying,"Zane. I'm sorry for insulting your family.". "Thanks and I guess that I went too far. I just get real angry about people making fun of them. They were the treasure that I protected with my life and I usually got real angry whenever they get insulted and my enemies learned that the hard way. It's kinda hard for me to accept that almost all of them are dead so don't make fun of them I guess." said Zane.
Stella/Erza smiled as she said,"You're a very strange person Zane but it's been a real joy to know you and I bet that I've only cracked the surface of Zane.". "Yeah. I mean I have more powers ranging from super-strength to reality altering. To be honest, I really don't need all of them but with all of these powers, I'm able to protect the people that I care about. Maybe one day, all of you will be part of that group but don't expect it anytime soon." said Zane with a smirk.
Stella/Erza was left dumbfounded being that from what Zane has shown, he's very powerful being that he truly surpass her. However, she wasn't going to give it up. Erza/Stella thought of something as she said,"Wait a minute.". "What?" said Stella/Erza. "If Gray can use Natsu's magic, Natsu can use Gray's magic, and Lucy can use Happy's magic." said Erza/Stella. "Uh huh." said Stella/Erza. "I'm going to try using that magic that makes you so famous." said Erza/Stella.
Stella/Erza soon had a horrified look. "Don't you even dare!" shouted Stella/Erza. "Don't worry so much Prude Knight. I mean I could have made Natsu go into your body or even worse, Happy." said Zane with the silver hair girl nodding in agreement. "Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!" said the two (Gray/Natsu and Lucy/Happy). "Exactly what you think I meant." said Zane. "And it won't hurt anyone like Natsu's magic. Lets go!" said Erza/Stella.
Stella/Erza would have said something but then she remind herself that Stella had some idea on how her magic works since the Dragon Slayer could use more than just her mother's magic unlike Natsu who didn't know anything than his father's magic. However, she was soon pissed off. This is because instead of one of her armor that Erza was famous for, she was in something different. Erza/Stella was wearing an airplane stewardess's uniform.
It was hugging at her chest which showed a bit of cleavage since the top 2 buttons were undone and was rather small at the skirt. Her outfit was complete with black pantyhose and high heel shoes plus a hat. Erza/Stella blinked at this being that she realized that it wasn't an armor. "Huh. I didn't expect this like at all. However, I do look like a sexy airline girl. I mean your body does look real good. Am I right boys?" said Erza/Stella with her striking a pose.
The boys cheered for this as Gray/Natsu had a red face on him. Stella/Erza looked at Zane with him just smiling. "Can't you do something about that?! Use that diamond form or maybe that lion form of yours!" said Stella/Erza. "Well, I would but you got magic too." said Zane. The silver hair girl soon facepalmed as Sly said,"Huh. Your amnesia theory is actually correct.". "I know right but I guess I should stop this." said Zane.
He soon lightly pressed down on the dark gray band. Upon doing this, a light purple holographic computer screen came out of the watch. The screen showed different icons with Zane touching one of them before anyone could take a look at them. Stella/Erza soon saw all of Zane's forms cards ,being over two hundred, with him looking at them. "Let me see. Which one should I go with?" said Zane, going slowly.
Stella/Erza was getting more impatient as she watched her body doing more poses, much to the joy of the guys being that Gray/Natsu couldn't handle it because he's very pure. "Change right now!" yelled Stella/Erza. "Hold on. If I pick the wrong form, I may....." said Zane. She soon picked one of the holographic forms cards being that instead of transforming, Zane blinked. "Huh. You're going to be lectured by him. Not funny being lectured I can tell you what." said Zane.
Parker's voice soon echoed out of the watch,"You are unable to change Zane's current form since you don't share any DNA with him at all Erza Scarlet. I won't allow you to mess with my invention just because you can't handle someone showing off your body. You humans are so strange even in other dimensions I swear to Tron.". "Hi! My name is Kaida." said Kaida. "Well then, you must be my latest grandchild and well, she has a lot of magic power doesn't she boy?" said Parker's voice.
Zane nodded as Stella/Erza said,"Can you please make her stop that?". Erza/Stella was still posing as Parker said,"She does know that I'm not there right. Okay, I change the child into a form if you enter the password.". "Password? You usually just turn into the form!" said Stella/Erza. "Well, I do use a password but just for one of my forms." said Zane with him stretching his right arm. "And that's just for safety reasons." said Parker.
Makarov said,"And why is this?". "Well, it's because Zane had the power to pretty much make reality his bitch according to that dam timewalker. He doesn't because like all Eazairvians, we rather let you lower beings suffer in your own filth. I sound racist I know this well but it's the truth. We're also immune to body swapping because of that one fool letting him get swapped with that dictator. It caused a whole lot of problems." said Parker.
Zane nodded as he said,"Yeah. It was a real pain according to Hourglass and be grateful that Parker isn't here. He would bring the smackdown since he finds you all real annoying and he can be one for punishment as Rico still hasn't learned after all of these years.". "So you're telling me that you won't do anything to stop her unless I give you some stupid code!" shouted Stella/Erza. "Yes. I'll talk with you later Zane. It's about the Ethernano you've adapted into your Animus." said Parker.
He was soon gone as Zane said,"Great. Now I get to hear a lecture.". "How is that my fault? Tell me the code now!" said Stella/Erza. "And let Stella get hurt? No thanks and well, I would be hurting YOUR body Prude Knight technically." said Zane with Erza/Stella crossing her arms in the same manner as Erza would do herself in her sarcastic and stubborn gesture. "So why don't you use her magic? I mean I don't think it's behind a password like Papa's is." said Kaida.
Stella/Erza was quiet as Zane said,"Me thinks Erza has no knowledge with Gray/Natsu's magic despite her being so close to them. I mean in her defense, Dragon Slayer and Maker Magic is much different than her magic so I shouldn't blame her but I do.". "I see. So what else do you have? I mean I'm trying to figure out the combat reason behind the stewardess uniform but I wonder, what else do you got? And how embarrassing are they?" said Erza/Stella with a teasing smile on her face.
Stella/Erza blushed fiercely as she said,"That isn't your business to know!". She soon had a horrible revelation hit her as she said,"No. This cannot be. I was once a powerful S-Class wizard of Fairy Tail and now, I'm stuck in the body of someone with average strength and magic that I can't even use.". "I mean she could learn how but I don't think that thought crossed her mind just yet or has flown over her head." said Athena. "Yeah but lets see what outfit comes next." said Zane.
There was soon a flash of light being that Erza/Stella was now in a chainmail bikini. Yes, I finally made due on what I said in Zero Episode 107. You may be thinking that I'm doing this for fanservice which is totally true but it was shown in Fairies at the Beach that she does have an iron swimsuit so I don't think it's that far of a stretch for a chainmail bikini. "Ta-da!" said Erza/Stella, posing once again and causing nosebleeds from pretty much every guy in the guild hall except Zane.
Stella/Erza was stunned silent as she said,"My image is ruined.". "Sorry but I was trying my best to equip into some armor but I'm having a lot of fun with all of these cosplay outfit." said Erza/Stella with her looking at Stella/Erza with some pity. She may have been mad at Zane for doing this but she wasn't going to lie. This was a lot of fun. "I get it now. We've switched our magic with each other but we all stink at it. I hate this. Why me?!" said Happy/Lucy with her moaned.
She was still flying at eye level with everyone with Wakaba said,"Don't worry so much Lucy. I mean Happy hasn't use your magic yet so your old body should be fine.". Lucy/Happy smiled as Elfman said,"Uh oh. I think you may have just give him an idea.". "I'm guessing that this could be a real big problem." said Mira with her soon noticing that Gray/Natsu was drooling out ice cubes. "Um Natsu, I think you're drooling out ice cubes again." said Mira.
Gray/Natsu nodded as he said,"I know but what can I do about it?". "I could train you idiots since you're pretty much screwed without my training." said Zane. The six bodyswapped individuals soon looked at him with Happy/Lucy whined out,"Really?!". "Yeah but well, I'm going to need some cash first. Let me see. I think I'll charge you each 100,000 per session and if you make me mad, I'll make you pay an extra 50,000 each time you make me mad." said Zane.
The six were pretty much screwed until someone said,"Don't worry everyone! We're here to save the day!". Everyone soon turned to the doorway to see Team Shadow Gear standing there. "Levy! It's you!" said a happy Happy/Lucy. "Oh no. My dastardly scheme is about to be foiled by Levy plus her two sidekicks Fanboy and Chumchum." said Zane in a deadpanned voice. This joke makes no sense but think about it in terms of what happens to them Post Time-skip.
I mean a tall and lanky guy hanging out with a kinda short, chubby guy. That may just be me who sees that and well, I need a nickname for these two. "Levy can save us?" said Gray/Natsu. "I'm not sure since unlike you numb skulls, they're an official team. I mean I'm only scared of Levy because Troy and Bet aren't too frightening." said Zane. "Screw you man. Team Shadow Gear is here to save the day and be back to normal in no time at all." said a confident Droy.
Kane said with him begging,"Zane. I'm begging you. Make them like your joke.". "I can't Kane because fate's already going to do that for me." said Zane. "Yeah. I mean we got this no sweat." said Jet with the same amount of confidence as his beanpole pal. The two soon said,"Now do your thing Levy!". "Wow and here I understand why you're afraid of Levy." said Erza/Stella. "Yeah. Levy is kinda the brains of the operations while they're the muscle and no snickering Zane." said Mira.
Zane looked at her as he said,"Fine. I'll chuckle instead.". He soon got a pinch from the bar maiden as Happy/Lucy flew around Levy in joy. "You're so sweet to help us!" said the cat with a smile and gesture that only Lucy would make. "Yeah. I mean I like teasing Erza but this is just kinda silly at this point." said Erza/Stella. She was now dressed in a lovely red and pink ballgown ,decorated with fiery rose patterns, and her shoulders were revealed and her hair tied in a ponytail.
Levy smiled as she said,"It's no problem Lucy since you're my girl after all.". "OMG! Are you girls together?! That's so progressive for this dimension!" said Zane. He soon evade Happy's swipes as he said,"Can't you ever be serious?!". "Nah. That's just no fun right Zane?" said Levy. "And that's why she's my favorite. Now beat her up Levy." said Zane, hiding behind Levy. This comment caused both Erza/Stella and Mira to be jealous of Levy. "Hey! Quit that!" said Droy and Jet. "Nah." said Zane.
Levy looked back at Zane as she said,"I really doubt that the guy who basically took down three dark guilds plus two of Zeref's demons is scared of a cat and two humans.". "Yeah but you know me. I'm always in the mood for some fun. So how's your new weapon treating you?" said Zane. "It's going great! I love it Zane. It's like you made it just for me!" said Levy with a bright smile. "Yeah. I mean it adapts to the user so as the user gets better with it, the weapon only gets better." said Zane.
The two were talking ,ignoring everyone else, as Levy said,"And I want to help out Lucy since the two of us and Sly are going to read her novel. It would be weird talking about it with Happy. And why is Erza in a ballgown exactly?". "Yeah. I mean he'll probably want more fishes in it. Erza is wearing a ballgown because that's Stella in there. She's being trying to get into armor but she's being getting stuff like that and man, it's been hilarious. I laughed for a solid ninety minutes." said Zane.
Gray/Natsu soon interrupted their flirting as he said,"So how are you going to do it Levy?". She only smiled as she said,"It's simple because Zane already gave out the answer.". "He did?!" said the six swapped beings. Zane shrugged as he said,"Yeah. I mean I may be a heartless monster but I still got an Essence. It's just cold and metallic.". The bluenette was sitting on a bench, holding the request paper in hand and had a few books that were stacked around her.
Everyone was soon crowded around her as Zane said from the bench along with Kaida and Sly,"Can you guys give her her space.". "It's no problem at all Zane. I don't mind you, your cute daughter, and Akostar partner. I mean you've taught me a little about Uwaric before so I should be able to read this backwards. That's the way to undo the spell right?" said Levy, shocking everyone. "You're right Levy my dear. Here I thought that everyone in the guild was dumber than a bag of rocks." said Zane.
Natsu/Gray said while looking at Zane,"Wait a minute. I thought that you said that there was no other way to undo the spell unless saying the magic words.". "Well, you didn't try asking me if there was another way and took what I said at face value which by the way, you should have some doubts even when it comes to your friends. I didn't create the Soul Swap spell being that the sorcerer who did was a fan of saying things backwards and I just made it Uwaric because why not?" said Zane.
Stella/Erza soon walked around the table to stand in front of the group of swapped wizards and the cat. "Listen up everyone. We have to let Levy work in piece and could you two stop doing that with my body?!" said Stella/Erza, looking right at the duo of Erza/Stella and Zane. The swapped girl was now in a runner's outfit. This is a skin-tight black spandex shirt with a white tank top shirt. It was showing off her midriff and seemed a little on the small side.
This is because of her breasts pushing against the fabric. She wore this with yellow short shorts and has a white stripe that covered barely any of her thighs, running shoes, and a red sweat band on her head. "What do you think Erza? I've been trying to equip armor this whole time." said Erza/Stella as she turned around, causing her breasts to bounce with the spandex. "And I'm been taking pictures for blackmail for you aka profit for me." said Zane, holding his phone.
Stella/Erza's only response is for her to slump on the floor and pleading whining. "Please. Stop that you two." said Stella/Erza. "Yeah you two." said Happy/Lucy with her voice sounding muffled. She soon realized that she had a fish in her mouth and gasped in shock. She lowered her wings and fell to the floor on her hands and knees in disappointment. "Why do I have a fish in my mouth?!" said the cat as Lucy/Happy had one in her mouth as she said,"Because they're yummy!".
Later on, the duo of Levy and Zane were currently reading a book being that the former was trying to understand Zane's native language using her specific model of Gale-Force reading glasses and the latter was also teaching Kaida the language. Zane taught to all of his kids since Latin was pretty much in every dimension in some shape or way. Even though she was well known for her boundless love in books alongside writing and words, she was having some trouble with Zane's native language.
Her Gale-Force reading glasses are red with elongated lenses with a small wing being an ornament jutted out from each of the lenses' sides instead. Before, they allowed her to read at an accelerated rate being 18 times faster than normal. However, Zane enhanced them to be 2000x being that she could now read books up to 2000 times faster than normal. This was because Zane had a lot of books in his private library being that Levy has been in Zane's home once or twice.
Her speed reading was shown by a beam of rainbow colored light right over the pages as she said with a smile,"Okay. Anime di...". "Hey. Aren't you guys grateful that Zane didn't put a timer on his spell?" said Sly. "Yeah. I mean I would have but I would have laughed the time away." said Zane with a smile. "Are you sure that saying the words out loud like that is a good idea? I mean what if you get swapped too." said Natsu/Gray.
Levy said while focusing on the task,"Don't worry Gray. I'm pretty sure that it's a one time only spell so don't worry okay?". "I can't take it anymore! I'm so dam cold/hot! Change me back Zane! Please for the love of you!" said Gray/Natsu and Natsu/Gray. "Nah. I mean you guys could just be taught how to use magic by yours truly. So are you alright Stella? You've been fidgeting for a while now and well, it's getting annoying." said Zane.
Erza/Stella was now dressed in a long white sundress which left a bit of her cleavage exposed and ended at her knees. It looked to be rather modest being that it helped showed off her natural beauty rather her body's sexiness in exposing outfits. "I've been wanting to go to the bathroom for a while now but I can't seem to switch back to her regular armor." said Erza/Stella being that she was nudging her legs together uncomfortably showing the attempt she was making to hold it in.
Stella/Erza roared out in rage,"Don't you dare!". She was holding a chair in her hands like a club being that she always suffered enough from Stella who was changing into different outfits being that she claimed that she wanted to be in armor but she and Zane are two peas in a pod. There was no way in hell that she was going to let her go use a toilet with her body being that she was going to have undress it.
Zane said,"I don't get what the big deal is. I mean both of you are girls so that shouldn't be an issue. I think if you're so worried. Just go together.". Most of the guys ,include the two swapped guys, soon blushed and got nosebleeds, looking at the two. "Yeah. That's a good idea." said Erza/Stella. She soon produced a mace like club and smacked most of the guys across the rooms. "They went flying like an airplane!" said Kaida. "Yes they did." said Sly, tussling her hair.
Erza/Stella sighed as she said looking at the weapon,"Well, I get the weapons down but not the armor yet. Oh well, I guess it's better than being in a body where I can't use magic.". Stella/Erza threatened her but she knew that her threat would go ignored. "Fine. Lets go." said Stella/Erza. The two girls were gone as the guys slowly recovered. Zane smiled as he said,"So how is it going Levy?". Levy was silent, looking at the paper. "Have you figured it out?!" said Gray/Natsu.
Levy sighed and she said,"Wow Zane. You weren't kidding about this language being a pain at just the worst times. I'm completely stumped.". The duo of cat and snow wizard soon let out frustrated yells being that the girls soon returned back with Erza/Stella feeling refreshed. "No! I can't stay as some strange flying cat!" said Happy/Lucy. "What's so bad about being a cat? I mean you get fish and get to be cute!" said Lucy/Happy.
Stella/Erza said,"At least, I'll be stuck in a girl's body for the rest of my life being that my magic shouldn't be too hard to master.". "That's looking at the brighter side of things." said Erza/Stella with her back to her original armor. "Hey Happy! I'll give you a fish if you strip!" said Zane, wanting to light up the mood. "Okay!" said Lucy/Happy. She started to pull off her shirt, causing the boys to blush uncontrollably at the possible show.
It was put on hold as Erza/Stella and Stella/Erza rushed over to stop her. "We told you not to do that Happy! And quit promising him fish Zane!" yelled Happy/Lucy. "Yeah. I wouldn't listen to you normally Triple B so why would I listen to you now?" said Zane. "I want to switch with someone too!" said Romeo. Cana ,who sat nearby him, chugged a barrel of beer as she said,"You say that but you may get stuck with the body that you don't want like yours dad.". "Hey!" said Macao.
The two rivals were about to stop fighting being the rest of the swapped people except for Erza/Stella were freaking out. "Look, I know that you guys are freaking out but I'm not going to give up on all of you. Okay? So just be a bit more patient." said Levy. They weren't listening as Zane gave the six a look that screamed,"Listen to her or else, I'll make it worse for you all.". The six stood there silently as Levy said with a smile,"Thanks Zane.". "No problem." said Zane.
Gray/Natsu turned to Macao as he said,"So how long have we been in these bodies?!". "Long enough kid. To be honest, you may want to start preparing for the worst. I mean Levy is a smart girl but she has her limits and you could try convince him but he's ultra stubborn." said Macao, pointing to Zane as he only waved to the six swapped. The six paled in utter defeat on this being that they were pretty much struck in someone else's bodies thanks to a very petty god like being.
However, their attentions were turned back to the two males of Team Shadow Gear. Droy and Jet were dressed up in school thug uniforms ,with Jet blowing a whistle and Droy playing the drums, as they were trying to encourage Levy. "Go, go Levy!" said the two. "So are those two her cheering squad or what?" said Sivarth. "I think so. Hey Zane, do you think Levy's potential is ruined by those two or what?" said Cole.
Zane was silent being that he was thinking of a way to disband them being that he was known for breaking up bad couples or groups. Yeah, I'm going to be disbanding Team Shadow Gear. I mean Zane is changing the canon of the story plus I know Levy more as just a member of the guild rather than a member of Shadow Gear. The Thunder Legion is a team with their members are members of the guild and members of their team. Remember if you don't like this change, stop reading.
A moment later, Team Natsu plus Erza/Stella were seated at a table nearby Levy and the Alvarez trio since they wanted to leave Levy alone to her work. Zane had both Droy and Jet frozen because their cheering was annoying her but she didn't show it since she was kinda used to it. The teens were all dead quiet being that way for a few minutes now. "So what happens if we wind up getting stuck like this?" said Natsu/Gray with his chin resting in his hand.
Gray/Natsu said,"What do you mean by that?!". "Are we just going to try and adjust to our new bodies and then go back to work?" said Natsu/Gray. "Yeah. I mean since we can't figure out Zane's magic word. We don't have a lot of options." said Gray/Natsu. "Whatever happens is totally fine with me! I mean I'm way cuter than before even though I'm fat!" said Lucy/Happy. "What?! No one asked for your opinion, now did they?! Stupid cat! I just want to be a cute girl again." said Happy/Lucy.
Zane shouted,"You were never one to begin with so yeah!". "Shut up Zane!" said Gray/Natsu with him spewing out ice cubes again and Natsu/Gray spewing out fire. "Please don't almost burn down the guild hall you guys!" said Loke. "I see. So from now on, I'm a dragon slayer whose power is on par with my old one." said Stella/Erza. "I would say yes but you have more useless costumes than actually armors." said Erza/Stella.
Zane smiled as he soon walked over to them. "Don't worry you guys. At least, I didn't make you like Nightmare Form and I kinda feel bad for Stella now. I mean she was once cute but now, she's all scary and mean. Don't get me wrong. Nightmare Form rocks at delivering fear but being stuck as Prude Knight, there is no worse fate." said Zane. "Quit being you! And what in Mavis's name is Nightmare Form?!" said Stella/Erza. "Is it scary?" said Happy/Lucy.
Zane facepalmed as he said,"Of course it is you stupid cat. It's in the dam name. Nightmare Form has the ability to control fear and use it as a weapon. However, its true power is revealed once I unleash what's under his mask. I mean it's shows anyone who glances at it their greatest fear causing their faces to go white and freak out like scared kids.". "That sounds just awful." said Lucy/Happy. "Not really. First time I really used was against Roxy's parents and man, that felt good." said Zane.
Happy/Lucy realized something as he said,"Um you guys.". "What is it Lucy?" said Stella/Erza. "If we're going to be stuck like forever and since none of us have any clue on how to use each other's magic without paying the asshole. If we did a job, we would be unable to finish it because Zane is a terrible person!" said Happy/Lucy. The six soon had a shocked expression as Gray/Natsu said,"You are right Luce. That means we're....".
The members of Team Natsu soon said,"We're the weakest links in Fairy Tail now!". Zane was soon on the floor laughing as he said,"You guys finally figured it out! Hilarious!". It was true being that if the spell couldn't be undone or Zane is given the magic words, they would be trapped in each's body with no clear knowledge on how to use the other person's body being that being in another's body has ramifications on jobs and their personal lives as well.
Zane smiled as he said,"Hey. At least only Happy and Triple B have to deal with having a new set of plumbing to deal with and I could teach you how to use your powers for a price. I don't work without pay because 5/6 of your group haven't unlock the friendship package.". "Noooo! What's the point of living anymore if I can't burn stuff anymore!?!" yelled Gray/Natsu. "I'm a cute celestial wizard and I can't be stuck in a cat forever!" said Happy/Lucy.
Lucy/Happy turned to her with an angry look. "Hey! I like being a cat!" yelled Lucy/Happy. "I'm an S-Class wizard and I refuse to be teamed up with the weakest team in the guild!" shouted Stella/Erza being that she was soon on her knees and wallowed in self-pity. "At least, I'm not stuck in a man's body." said Stella/Erza. "In hindsight, we should have made Erza switch places with Happy." said Athena. "Nah. I think this is pretty good as well." said Twilight.
Erza/Stella shrugged as she said,"To be honest, I don't think its that bad. I mean I'm always used to the PMS and mood swings plus I kinda want to have kids one day. So Zane, how do you think I look right now?". She was now in a sexy black dress with an X-shaped bra that was wrapped around her neck and her skirt was cut up all the way up to the hip. "I mean I think it's a little slutty for my taste but I look good right?" said Erza/Stella.
Zane took a deep breath as he roared out,"ALL OF YOU BABIES SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW!". The six looked at him in fear being that his eyes were growing gold with his pupils slit. If you remember Chapter 9, think that. "I WAS TRYING TO TEACH YOU A FUCKING LESSON BUT NO! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE FUCKING BABIES! I'M TEMPTED TO CHANGE ALL OF YOU BACK BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE PITY TO BABIES!" roared Zane.
Zane roared,"YOU NEED TO LEARN THAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE, LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT AND ADAPT! LIFE ISN'T GOING TO GIVE YOU FUCKING HANDOUTS JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE YOURSELF AS THE FUCKING BEST! LIFE DOESN'T FUCKING WORK LIKE SO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT GOT IT!".
Kaida was looking at her dad in confusion being that before Zane got mad, Sly covered her ears since the poor girl had seen enough of her dad's anger for the day. The six looked at Zane in shock being that they were slightly impressed with Zane being that despite him swearing, he had a commanding voice and well, he was trying to reassure everyone that everything would be fine. However before anything could be said, Levy cried out,"Yes that's it!".
The six soon rushed over to her being that they soon crowed Levy with a mix of excited and relieved looks being that all of them had bigger than normal smiles while Zane was trying to drown himself in alcohol because he need to get rid of his anger and really fast because music takes time but drinking doesn't. "Really? So you can lift the spell?" said Gray/Natsu. "Come on! Do it!" said Natsu/Gray in a commanding voice.
Levy smiled as she said,"This is what it says. May those who experience this exchange, learn to not piss off God Zane and be pleased with eternal happiness. It's kinda of cute, isn't it?". "Aww. It really is except for the Zane part." said a gushing Happy/Lucy. "I guess so." said Erza/Stella with her trying to figure out what that mean. "It means that whoever this spell is cast upon with live happily forever unless they piss off Zane. Thank god! It took me forever to figure out." said Levy.
Zane soon snickered loud as he said with his eyes back to normal and his words unbolded,"Sorry Levy but you're a bit wrong. I mean the spell just says Chiunque nel raggio di questa richiesta, deve corpi con un'altra persona nella zona. Questo è il potere dello scambio di anime! Or in English. Anyone in the radius of this request, shall bodies with another person in the area. This is the power of the Soul Swap!".
For the moment, everyone was happy before Zane ruined it being that it hit them like a ton of bricks or ten tons. "So I forgot what the magic word was to begin with." said Cole. "Sometimes Cole but this time I don't blame you. It's an ear, nose, and throat doctor or an Otorhinolaryngologist because it's such a hard word to pronounce." said Athena. Sly could hear this being that she could tell them but well, she couldn't pronounce the word properly herself.
Gray/Natsu got up in Levy's face as he shouted,"No way! Are you telling me that we're stuck like this forever!". He was soon punched in the face by Zane with Natsu/Gray groaned. "Levy. We wanted you to lift the spell. Not read it okay?" said Natsu/Gray. "Sorry guys but I still can't believe how wrong I was. Latin is a stupid language." said Levy, sulking for a bit. "Well, Danny still has trouble with the language and he's with Gwen who is known for her expert language skills." said Zane.
He soon placed a supportive hand on her shoulder as he said,"Look. I may have a bit too much fun with their misery but you can do this Levy. Out of everyone I've met in this dimension, you're the smartest hands down. I mean I don't care about your male cheerleaders since I'm a fan of female cheerleaders myself but my point is that you can do this Levy because I believe in you and belief is all that matters in the end. Oh and also this may help you work.".
He kissed her left cheek as she erupted in a blush and everyone in the guild followed suit. "What the hell man?!" said Droy and Jet, who were unfroze by Macao. "You snooze, you lose! And who said that you could escape the ice prison?" said Zane, freezing them again. "Right! Thanks! Do you mind helping me?" said Levy with a determined look. "Sure. You know what they say. Two heads are better than one but twenties heads are better than two." said Zane.
The two went to work as Wakaba said,"I'm kinda thankful Zane froze those two. I mean that cheering may be helpful but it's kinda distracting.". "No way. They're just trying to pump her up!" said Elfman wanting to go join in but remember that Zane has a nasty temper and would freeze him. Do note that I found the cheering annoying because well, it's like working on a big paper for school and someone is playing loud and kinda obnoxious music next door.
You don't want to be mad at them but man, it's distracting. "I'm still not seeing any kind of a pattern here. Why does this make no sense?" said Levy. "Like I told Danny when he was trying to learn it for Gwen, just take your time and retrace your steps. If you want, I can give you the answer." said Zane as Levy shook her head. "No! I can do this Zane! After all, you believe in me right?" said Levy. "I do so kick this spell's but!" said Zane.
The two went back to work as Macao said,"So are we just going to forget that Zane's the one who did this in the first place?". "I can't believe that I'm stuck as a cat forever." said Lucy/Happy. "Its better than being a man. I mean most guys usually scratch in awkward places, walking up with a third leg in the morning, etc.. My point is this, it's better than being in Triple B's spot. I mean I love fish just as much as the next Cross-Species but having it for all every meal. I'll probably go insane." said Zane.
Happy/Lucy heard this as he soon fell to his hands and knees and whimpered. "I've worked so hard get to where I am but now, I'll be chasing mice and pieces of strings!" said Happy/Lucy. Zane soon made a small laser pointer appear in his hand as Happy/Lucy slammed into a wall. "Hey! Stop doing that!" shouted Gray/Natsu. "Nah." said Zane. "Well, I guess we're going to be stuck like this. I mean it could be worse Erza." said Erza/Stella, placing a comforting hand on her shoulder.
Stella/Erza looked at the smiling Erza as Stella/Erza said,"How?". "We could be stuck as Gray and Natsu with us having to be boys. I mean it's kinda of an adjustment but I know that we're going to get back in our bodies. I trust Zane despite his more childish nature." said Erza/Stella with her slightly jealous of Levy getting kissed by Zane even though it was on the cheek. Mira felt the same way as Cana noted this and was going to talk with her and Stella about this hopefully.
Stella/Erza looked at her with a puzzled look as she said,"How can you be so sure?". "Zane told me something when we first met. Even if all hopes is lost, I'll always help out a friend no matter what happens to me. It's something that his parents taught him along with a lot of other things Zane may be a jerk to you Erza but he's just trying to help in his own special way. He cares but he isn't going to let be blinded by your pride." said Erza/Stella. Yes. This is me justifying myself.
Stella/Erza soon looked at Zane with her thinking,"Even though you two just met, she has so much confident in you. Zane Alvarez. Who are you?". "Haven't you figured it out yet?!" said Gray/Natsu as Macao soon had a joke. "The situation is getting worse. Will our heroes be able to change them back before its too late?! Find out next time!" said Macao. Sly and Zane started to laugh as Sly said,"Nice one Macao.". "This isn't the time for jokes!" said Gray/Natsu.
Macao said,"Wow. You're really no fun aren't you kid?". "Okay. I think I've almost got this worked out right?" said Levy. "Yeah. You're on fire Levy." said Zane. "Wow. Zane works good as a really motivating guy." said Wakaba. "So you kids are still trying to break the spell huh?" said Makarov as he was behind Gray/Natsu and Natsu/Gray. "Man. I can't believe you master. I mean Zane already told us about him trying to teach a lesson. We get it okay?" said Natsu/Gray.
Makarov's face light up as if an idea had popped up. "I got it!" said Makarov. The swapped group soon looked at him as Stella/Erza said,"Yes master? What is it?!". "I'm thinking that we should do this thing called Taco Tuesday. I mean Zane says that it's a past time back home." said Makarov as the swapped group face vaulted into the ground. "Ah. Old people. They make things fun. Okay if Happy strips, I'll swap you all back!" said Zane.
Lucy/Happy began slowly starting to lift up her shirt as she said,"Aye sir!". Before that could happen though, Happy/Lucy and Stella/Erza tacked her to the ground. "He's totally tricking you you know that right?!" said the cat and dragon slayer. "Come on! Zane wouldn't lie like that!" said Lucy/Happy with a smile. "Yeah. Have a little faith in me." said Zane with him faking a hurt expression. "You can be a real jerk you know that right?" said Sly. "Yeah but I got my charming side too." said Zane.
Makarov said,"I just remembered something about this spell!". "What is it?!" said the group. "It can be lifted but only one pair at a time and once per day. It's impossible to change you all back at once so be grateful that there is no time limit." said Makarov. "Seriously!?" said Gray/Natsu. "Kinda but I like that idea. Okay then, which one should I change first?" said Zane. "It should be me and Gray!" said Natsu/Gray. "Yeah!" said Gray/Natsu.
Happy/Lucy said,"That's so unfair guys! It should be me and Happy right?!". "I'm actually go with whatever!" said Lucy/Happy. Happy/Lucy facepalmed as Stella/Erza said,"Hold on. As Fairy Tail's strongest female wizard, I should go first. Me and Stella are the strongest after all! Our team should go first!". "Yeah. I mean I'm stronger than you Erza but yeah, lets go with that!" said Erza/Stella. The six soon got in a petty argument on who should go first.
Wakaba said,"Okay. This is an ugly situation.". "I'm just happy that they can't use their magic and were you really going to change them back?" said Mira. Zane shrugged as he said,"Maybe. Kaida was going to pick right?". "Yep and I pick Papa first!" said Kaida, hugging him. "You do know that he wasn't swapped right?" said Macao. "Yeah but you heard her. Her choice matters most." said Zane with a smile. "Hold you guys! I got it!" said Levy, jumping from her seat in joy.
The six soon stopped squabbling as Zane said,"Good job Levy. I mean their bickering would have broken me in like 15 seconds.". "All right. I'll try to say this as quick as I can but since Uwaric is such a hard language to speak backwards, mind helping me expert?" said Levy. "Sure thing and good job on the side comments Macao. You're doing good." said Zane. "Ready?" said Levy. The paper that started the mess began to glow brightly once more.
She and Zane soon held out their arms as they chanted in unison,"Anime di scambi dello potere il e questo. Zona nella persona un'altra con corpi deve, richiesta questa di raggio nel chiunque!". The six swapped being were soon lit up by a rainbow aura, blanketing the entire guild hall. The room was also filled with magical ciphers appeared over the page, casting light throughout the Guild Hall. The beam soon shot into the sky being that everyone in town could see it happen.
Everything soon went back to normal being that everyone let out a collective sigh. Team Natsu and Stella stood there for a few seconds with the silverette blinked a few times. She soon looked herself over as she smiled. She was back to normal. "Hey! I'm back to normal!" said Stella. "As am I. I guess Levy did pull through in the end." said Erza with a smile. "You mean me and Levy right oh Prude of Knights?" said Zane with him soon evade a armored punch.
The group of Gray, Happy, Lucy, and Natsu were back as well as Lucy said,"Hey! They're right you guys!". "Yeah. Thank god." said Gray with him ice cubes soon drooling out of his mouth and was shocked about that. "So you're still doing that on purpose now?" said Wakaba with a chuckle. Lucy soon ran back to Levy and Zane with her hugging the two. "I'm back, I'm back! I knew that you two could do it!" said Lucy. "That's right!" said Levy with a smirk.
Zane said,"Contact with the Triple B! It's killing me!". Lucy ignored him as she said,"So you got to tell me how you did it Levy?". "Well, I had Zane helping me and his advice was real helpful so you should be thanking him too." said Levy. "Yeah Triple B." said Zane. "Thanks Zane but do you really think I'm going to forgive you for this?" said Lucy. "Who cares about that Luce? We're back in our bodies!" said Natsu. "Aye!" said Happy, flying over Natsu's head.
Zane said,"To be honest Triple B, I always found the old trick of reading it backwards so I made it the weakness of my version. You guys were lucky that it was mine because I think one sorcerer made the people swapped do something that they normally wouldn't do.". "I guess you can have your moments sometimes." said Lucy. "Yeah." said Natsu. "We owe you big time you two." said Gray. "Don't worry about it." said Levy with a giggle. "I may need that favor soon." said Zane.
Stella looked at Zane with her saying,"What do you mean by that Zane? And sorry about trying to equip into your armor after all.". "It's fine and she asks a good question." said Erza. "Good work you kids." said a voice. The group turned and was met with a confusing sight. Mira was sitting cross-legged or in other words with her legs crossed on the bar counter top, with her holding Makarov's cane behind her.
Her back was hunched obvious being that it was obvious that another body swap went down. "What the?" said Levy and Lucy as Zane was sneaking his way toward the door. Makarov was standing on the floor, looking a bit girlishly. "Well, I'm just glad that everything went back to normal. And by the way, did I get shorter?" said Makarov in a higher tone. "You don't think that..." said Lucy. "Mira and Master swapped places!" said Gray. "How did this happen?" said Stella.
Mira/Makarov said,"Wow! You won't me complain.". She stuck a sexy pose being that Makarov/Mira soon waved his little arms around in a panic. "No! This can't be happening!" said the old man. "Huh. I wonder how this happened." said Sly as she looked around the guild hall. Zane was slowly reaching the door as Cana ,who sounded like Elfman, said,"All of you need to get over it and just man up okay?".
She then blinked in the realization that she sounded like a woman and then sniffed her. "What's the deal? Why do I smell like a brewery?" said Cana/Elfman. At the same time, Elfman/Cana was sitting on a table nearby her and was chugging down an entire keg of beer. Suddenly, Elfman/Cana set down the barrel and looked around with big/wide eyes. "What?! How did I?" said Elfman/Cana. His face soon turned blue as he said,"Okay. I really think I need to take a nap right now.".
With that said, Elfman/Cana fell over and passed out. "Okay. Cana and Elfman swapped places." said Natsu. "Who else?" said Happy. The duo of Droy and Jet were unfrozen as Droy looked at Jet and his face fell into shock. "Hey Droy." said Droy/Jet. "Yeah. What is it Jet?" said Jet/Droy. The two were both shocked and pointed at each other. "Hey man! Stop looking like me!" said the two. Fun fact, this swap was the worst.
I mean they're the same character except with different magic. "I really wished that you didn't ask that." said Gray. "I don't anyone who is going to tell the difference between those two. But in my case." said Mira/Makarov. She then smirked as she made another sexy pose. "Having a body like this is a dream come true!" said Mira/Makarov. "Please help me Levy or Zane!" said Makarov/Mira with him screaming in a panic.
As the entire guild went in a panic, Team Natsu, Sly, Stella, and Levy watched them bicker among each other. "Okay. I think I'm over my head here." said Levy with her slumping down in defeat. "This just complicated." said Erza, facepalming. The door creaked open as Zane was sneaking out of the guild hall and everyone saw this happen. "Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that even if you say the spell backwards, the spell just goes to someone else." said Zane.
Zane smiles as he said,"As you all have learned, magic isn't a toy neither are my emotions. In a blink of an eye, it can turn your world upside down. The very fabric of your being can be pulled from you in a instant. So don't tale me or magic lightly, Until next time, I wish you all farewell.". He turned into Swift Form as Team Natsu, Stella, and Levy yelled,"Seriously?!". "Yeah. You'll go back to normal tomorrow so good luck idiots!" said Zane as he ran off.
Next time,
Everyone goes back to normal in Fairy Tail. We learn more about the past involving some of the members and so other stuff next time on Fairy Legion!
The paper's text in English to Latin/Uwaric. The way to undo this spell is speaking the Latin/Uwaric backwards. Think like Zatanna's spell except it starts with Anime to Chiunque.:
English: Anyone in the radius of this request, shall bodies with another person in the area. This is the power of the Soul Swap!
Latin/Uwaric: Chiunque nel raggio di questa richiesta, deve corpi con un'altra persona nella zona. Questo è il potere dello scambio di anime!
Body Swaps:
Gray and Natsu.
Happy and Lucy.
Erza and Stella.
Makarov and Mira.
Cana and Elfman.
Droy and Jet. (Hardest one).
Classic Cards/Forms that were introduced in Zero:
Spring Form. This card has a black frame with a silhouette jumping around the card over and over. This Form was introduced in Zero Episode 51 and it doesn't have a Prime Form. This form is only of his best for traveling being that he can bounce pretty much any surface including air.
Mastodon Form. This card has a black frame with a creature ,that looks like an elephant/mammoth and hippo, with it walking through the ocean. This Form was introduced in Zero Episode 46 and it doesn't have a Prime Form.
Spring Form. This card has a black frame with a silhouette jumping around the card over and over. This Form was introduced in Zero Episode 51 and it doesn't have a Prime Form. This form is only of his best for traveling being that he can bounce pretty much any surface including air.
Mastodon Form. This card has a black frame with a creature ,that looks like an elephant/mammoth and hippo, with it walking through the ocean. This Form was introduced in Zero Episode 46 and it doesn't have a Prime Form.
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