This post is a part of Fairy Legion Chapter 40 and has been put into a separate post mainly due to the original post being unable to edit for reasons described in this update post. This post here has been written in December 2021 but will be uploaded before Fairy Legion Chapter 40. This is to mainly improve the amount of posts produced within a certain time frame or other reasons.
While sitting in his chair, Zane was currently listening to his music. He always found music to be a good way of moving forward and remembering the past fondly. As Bisca and Mira were waking up, the Cross Species pretended to be out cold. Erza was still asleep and had markings on her face from Kaida of all beings. Zane would be blamed for it if he knows Prude Knight which he does. "He's out cold. I didn't think you could knock him out with drinking." said Bisca.
Mira smiled as she said,"Zane is a conundrum that can't really be solved. So Bisca, truth or dare?". "I guess I'll go with truth." said Bisca. "Do you or do you not want to be romantically interested in Zane being that Levy, Stella, and I are pretty obvious but you're not." said Mira. Even after she woke up from Zane's attack, she was still feeling a bit tipsy. The cowgirl there much dodged the question by taking another drink.
After she had done so, a very evident alcoholic blush covered her cheeks and her shoulders began to slump, albeit barely. "Mira. Truth or....." said Bisca. "Truth." said Mira having a tone that dared Bisca to challenge her. "Do you or do you not want to be romantically interested in Zane?" said Bisca. She didn't have Erza's traditionally expensive vocabulary. Mira did exactly as Bisca had previously done to her and practically the same results appeared to be taking place.
Each girl glared at one another with Mira having a scowl on her face and Bisca had a more confused look. Mira did seemed much less threatening due to the alcohol-induced blushes that took over her respective cheeks. At the moment, the two Fairy Tail wizards sat in silence. It was clear to both of them what the situation currently was and that only meant that this would lead to conflict with Levy who was his current girlfriend.
They perceived that Levy won because due to their hesitation. Both of them knew that Zane was the type of guy to make the first move being that what's he did when it comes to dating Levy. While still pretending to be asleep, Zane rolled his eyes as he thought,"Women can be so confusing no matter how old I get. Oh well, I guess this is my fault in a way. I've been a total Mack.". He let out a faint groan being that the two girls turned toward him.
They realized that the other girl was looking at him as well being both Bisca and Mira glared at one another before making to speak. "He's mine!" said the two in unison. They jumped at Zane's body in an attempt to claim what was "rightfully" theirs. The end result was for the two to end up on the floor being that Zane sat there tightly in his chair and unfazed about what just happened. "Even when he's currently "asleep", he's still so stubborn isn't he?" said Twilight.
She knew that Zane wasn't one to change over night being that his personality has changed so much in the past couple of centuries thanks to him over using his watch and being immortal means that the past Zane is long gone but isn't dead. In response to this, the two females began to use his body as a practical means to play an odd version of tug of war. This wasn't the first time that this has happened to him since he's been his fair share of tug of wars before.
However, he really wished that they didn't pull his arms so much. His body was swishing back and forth between the two girls. Someone would have commented on this scene being that everyone was out cold which includes Master ,who was currently sleeping atop a barrel, and Cana ,who was currently sleeping atop the main bar. taking what appeared to be a rather pleasant nap. "Who really cares? I'm going to enjoy my life for once. Time to move on." thought Zane as he smiled.
Back in Era or more specifically Siegrain's office. "You've been rather quiet. Is something that matter Ultear?" said Siegrain. Directly in front of his desk was the ever so sly Ultear Milkovich. She sat in a chair, her legs crossed and a neutral expression etched across her face. However, it didn't seem that she had been paying any attention as she didn't respond to her colleague's words. Given their topic of discussion however, it was possible that she simply lost herself in deep thought.
Siegrain snapped his fingers to hopefully bring her back to the planet Earthland as he repeated her name. "Hmm." said Ultear, bringing her head up and dawning an expressing that suggested she was still deep in thought. "I said that you've been rather quiet lately and I asked you what was the matter." said Siegrain, smirking. "I apologize, sir." said Ultear. "Could you be thinking about Zane Alvarez like a love-sick puppy?" said Siegrain.
He raised a brow and his smirk suggested something. The woman actually blushed which was all the more visible due to her pale skin. She appeared to be caught off guard by the man's question, which had the added effect of eliciting a very amused round of laughter from the esteemed Wizard Saint across from her. "Asshole. No wonder why most people don't like him." thought Ultear. She wasn't very easy to tease or catch off guard.
When it happened, she just had to suck it up and move on given that she was still acting the part of a subordinate. "Really wish I didn't have to play this role." thought Ultear. Only one other person had done that and it was Zane. "No need to scowl. I was only joking. I think he's a interesting man and he has only gone to prove he is worthy of my attention through his actions against Phantom plus his pet monster took down the Doppelganger." said Siegrain, having already gotten his fun out of the way.
The council woman sighed as she said,"Indeed. Defeating one of the Ten Wizard Saints is no easy task for any wizard. He did have a little amount of assistance from a S-Class wizard. On top of that, it would seem that Fairy Tail's Demon is back into play.". "That's true. What do you think the odds are that our esteemed friend had something to do with that as well?" said Siegrain as he smiled devilishly. Real talk here. Did the council never expect him to be sinister? I mean he's totally an evil villain.
Ultear nodded as she said,"I'd say it's almost a guarantee. He has his track record for doing whatever he feels and tends to ignore the rules.". "That's why I think I've taken a liking to him. Both he and Natsu Dragneel continue to surprise me with each passing day, though his powers interests me more. That is a talk for another day." said Siegrain. The triple agent quirked a curious brow at the words of the blue-haired man, not entirely understanding the meaning behind them.
She knew that both of those two held a key role in his plans but they were destined to be nothing more than a distraction it didn't really matter how much he altered them. "So when are we to send out members of the Rosewood Squadron? I think we need to investigate the recent war between Phantom Lord and Fairy Tail?" said Siegrain, getting back onto the matter at hand. "Two days from now." said Ultear.
She inwardly asking why the question had been asked in the first place. "I would like for you to head the investigation and pay our dear friend a visit. Despite one of the ten Wizard Saints being a member of the Rosewood Squadron, he doesn't tend to do his job. His main claim to fame is eating more than most members of the army. Inform him that the Magic Council intends to leave him alone once again if he does this." said Siegrain somewhat to his assumed co-conspirator's surprise.
Ultear shook her head as she said,"But even now the council isn't likely to do anything to him since the guild master of Phantom was acting as the criminal in this situation. If anything, he likely did us a favor.". This got a small chuckle from the blue-haired man. "Yes but he doesn't need to know that, does he? It makes us seem all the more less threatening should we reassure him that he is not in any danger. Well, from the Magic Council, at least." said Siegrain.
Ultear smirked with her saying,"Well then, I then to look forward to it.". She wanted to see Zane again being that she heard that he had a girlfriend in Fairy Tail and that she is a real cutie. She liked Zane more than most other guys she has met. While Siegrain is very attractive in a physical sense, his personality is something less than annoying. Zane was like this as well but to Ultear, Zane was more appealing due to other factors.
The very next morning in the Fairy Tail Guild Hall basement. The two previously disoriented females who had been warring over the same person the previous night was begin to stir from their alcohol induced slumber. They each held a hand on their head and released a small groan as they picked up their upper bodies, looking over the basement confused. No one else was awake as evidenced by the rather quiet snores that were coming off of several and the closed eyes of the rest of the guild
At the moment, they were the only two awake being that upon realizing this, they were looking at each other blankly. "Bisca. what...." said Mira, only to stop upon realizing that her hand was currently holding the fabric of a shirt that didn't belong to her or the green hair cowgirl. They looked to see that they had evidently fallen asleep each on one of Zane's respective side, causing both of them to blush being that Zane looked to have fallen asleep.
They were grateful that everyone in Fairy Tail liked to sleep in given that it avoided a very unwanted explanation on their parts. It was true for the most part. "What happened last night?" said Bisca with her blush slowly vanishing as she gathered herself. Despite this, neither of the two actually moved from their current positions. "I remember that all of us were playing a drinking game and the last ones left were myself, Erza, and Zane plus Kaida." said Mira.
Bisca shook her head as she said,"And I think Zane was getting annoyed with you two not playing the game correctly so he knocked us out using that weird technique of his.". The girl did remember what happened after that being that she had a slight glare toward Mira. The barmaid did the exact same thing as she remembered what happened the night before. Their staring contest was eventually stopped by a small groan from the man who they were currently lay on top of.
As a result of this, the question of how they would handle recent information was brought to light came to their minds. "He doesn't need to know what happened." said the two in unison after which they smiled at each other as a truce. "Yeah but I already know what happened last night and it's quite the scandalous affair. Poor Levy." said a voice. The two turned to see Zane sitting there, holding a cup of coffee with Kaida sitting on her lap, drawing something and Happy was nearby him.
The cat had a blank but cheerful expression on his face. The two females looked at the trio with a confused expression being that the superhero being in two places wasn't that strange given his ability to duplicate himself. Other than the two of them, they were the only ones awake. "Um." said Mira with her unable to think of a reason for what happened. Mira remember that Happy ran away after being scared by Erza but well, he knew about what happened last night.
Bisca ,while trying to mimic Erza, looked at Happy with a stern expression as she said,"Happy, How much do you know?". "Not much but you like Zane." said a teasing Happy. "I mean everyone loves me and Raymond but not Chris." said Zane. It took no time at all for Bisca to get up from her position of being nestled up to the copy Zane's body before slamming her fist directly down onto the center of the cat's head. The blue feline stumbled in place for a few seconds.
He fell down onto the table with only a groan escaping his lips. "Wow. I didn't expect Bisca to be so strong papa." said Kaida. "Yeah. Women are powerful Peanut. I've seen that the hard way through my grandmas aka your great grandmas. So how many hours of his memory did you erase?" said Zane with him sipping his coffee. "Twelve hours give or take." said Bisca. "Impressive. I usually go for about six myself." said Zane.
Mira looked at the two of them as she said,"Why did you do that Bisca? And how are you in two places Zane?". "Because we already have one person in our guild who blackmails others and I didn't want to be blackmailed by a cat." said Bisca. "And I used Enigma Talisman to do my training. Kane is currently running my body." said Zane. "And I like being up early!" said Kaida. "Okay. So is Happy going to be okay?" said Mira, looking over to see if Happy's head was cracked open like an egg.
Bisca shrugged as she said,"I do feel bad but he'll be fine.". "We could have offered him a fish and he would have forgotten about it!" shouted Mira. "Yeah but would that work for him?" said Bisca with her pointing to the two Zanes who were fusing back together. "Yeah. I'm really hard to hit being that I only get to make my enemies lose focus and I can exploit it." said Zane. "So do you two like my papa like Levy does?" said Kaida, forcing the two older females to focus on that.
The two gave this issue their undivided thought realizing that they should talk about it not before it comes to bite them later on. They knew that Zane knew about their feelings and wasn't going to do anything about it. If Levy was awake, she was owed an explanation to her about how they felt about her boyfriend. "So have either of you talk with Levy about loving and sharing little old me in the first place? I mean I was going to talk with her about that but then we had the Triple B issue." said Zane.
Mira looked at Bisca then Zane as she said,"No. I wasn't sure I really wanted a relationship with you until you saved me yesterday.". "Really? I thought it was when I comforted you at her grave the other day but I've been wrong before." said Zane. "So would Levy hate to see you with another woman like me and Mira?" said Bisca. "No idea. Haven't asked her. I mean I can see into the future to get you an answer but I rather hear it from her in person." said Zane.
The barmaid sighed as she said,"Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.". "If anything, neither of us are going to give you up Zane. I may not have known you for that long or haven't spend as much time than Levy, Mira, or Stella but I like you. I just don't want to hurt Levy because she's one of my Nakama and I'm not willing to lose her for you Zane." said Bisca. "That's fair. Let me say this. While I talk with Levy about this, you two talk with Stella." said Zane. "Why her Papa?" said Kaida.
Zane looked at her as he said,"Stella likes me Peanut. Levy will decided who gets to date me since she's the first girl. This is how my last harem worked and it lasted for a good amount of time before the Massacre.". "The Massacre?" said Bisca, Kaida, and Mira. "I'll tell you about it later. My point is that you three will show Levy how much you care for me and SHE will decided who gets to share me with her. Okay?" said Zane.
He didn't want to see the girls fighting despite Cole and Kane wanting a cat fight much to Athena and Azalea's annoyance. "That sounds like a fair option. You really know what you're doing." said Bisca with Kaida nodding. "I may not look or act like it but I'm a genius. Been running my company since I was eighteen years old and it's one of the most successful company in the Omniverse." said Zane as he smiled.
Mira looked at Bisca with the cowgirl putting out her hand for a handshake. "This situation reminds me of you and Erza back in the day Mira." said Bisca. "Yeah except without armed combat" said Mira, shaking Bisca's hand. "Did Erza and Mira fight each other using weapons back in the day?" whispered Kaida. "Yeah but I'm not going to remind them on that little detail. Think smart rather than dumb like I always say." whispered Zane.
Before the four could do anything, Natsu shouted,"Ha! I win Gray!". His upper body shot upwards from his position on the ground. Bisca and Mira turned to see Zane who was pretending to be asleep with the two thinking,"He's going to do something.". The dragon slayer looked around to see that he was just dreaming him defeating Gray. In their drinking contest, the winner was a draw since both of them were out cold at the same time.
They did beat Elfman and Stella but both of them are lightweights. His roar did wake up most of the guild being that many people were groaning and had headaches. They stretched and yawned with them moving around. "Why in the nine realms are you so loud all the damn time?" said Gray with him rubbing his forehead to alleviate his mild headache. "Sorry. I didn't mean to do that to the others but you. Meh." said Natsu, shrugging.
Gray would have fought Natsu but didn't feel like it. "Okay. Whatever. Looks like your roar didn't wake up Zane. You should probably take care of that. Find a stick or something." said Gray with the pinkie turned to respond to Gray. He stopped himself with him having a mischievous glint in his eyes and a wicked smirk crossed his lips. Gray saw this being that he remembered seeing this a lot when they were kids. "What are you thinking you idiot?" said Gray. "Zane's sleeping." said Natsu.
The ice wizard rolled his eyes as he said clearly annoyed,"No shit Sherlock. Even Zane needs to sleep for at least an hour.". "And what does he do when someone wakes up?" said Natsu. Gray instantly got what Natsu was talking about being that who was going to be their target. "You guys should make Erza do it." said Happy. "Why her?" said Natsu. "Because she hit me and I don't know why! I can't remember a dang thing." said Happy.
Mira looked at Bisca who mouthed,"If you want to correct him, go ahead. I want to see what will happen.". "Okay." said Natsu with a smirk. "I don't know. When she find out, she'll be very angry with me and Happy." said Gray. "Yeah but just imagine it. I mean think about it. Remember all of the times she beat you up when we were kids." said Natsu. "And within the past month." said Happy. After hearing that, Gray thought about it and smirked like Natsu. "Okay. Worth it." said Gray.
The trio walked over to the group of Bisca, Erza who had woken up a bit earlier, Kaida, and Mira with Zane still "asleep" with his cup of coffee still warm. "Hey there. Good morning." said Natsu in a cheerful tone. "Morning Gray and Natsu." said Erza. "Same." said Bisca. "So Zane is asleep. You should probably wake him up Erza. I mean we are going to be rebuilding the guild hall and we'll need everyone to help out." said Natsu, pointing to the sleeping superhero.
Bisca, Kaida, and Mira didn't tell Erza about Zane faking being asleep. For some reason, Erza turned to Mira with a smirk on her face with Mira looking confused at Erza's expression. She would have told Erza about what Zane was going to do with her if she tried to wake him up but honestly, she knew Erza pretty well. Even if Mira told her not to, Erza would do it. "Of course I can Natsu. I'm the most suited to do so after all." said Erza.
This confused Gray and Natsu. "Should we stop her?" whispered Kaida. "I would but she won't listen to us Kaida." whispered Bisca. "Are you sure he would like that Erza? I mean your skills at waking people up like an ape." said Mira in a cheerful tone despite her saying something that she would have said back in the day. "That's the idea Mira." thought Gray with him trying to fight back the urge to laugh at the image of the redheaded knight being thrown around the guild by Zane.
Erza looked insulted with her saying,"Do you really think I'm brash? I'm more than capable of waking him up gracefully.". "Then go nuts." said Mira with her gesturing Erza toward Zane who was playing rock, paper, scissors, and gun with Kane inside of Elysian. The armored redhead walked over to Zane's body with her kneeling at his side. She brought her lips toward his ear, pulling back her hair in order to keep it from whipping as she spoke. "Zane. It's time to wake up." said Erza.
She tried her best to do a sweet voice with Natsu getting jealous of Zane. "So are you doing this to hurt Erza or tease Natsu?" said Athena. "I think both of us knowing our partner like we do. Isn't it super obvious?" said Cole. "It is but it's Zane." said Athena, earning a nod from Cole. It wasn't seductive but the tone and genuine affection in Erza's voice caused Bisca, Gray, Happy, and Natsu to drop their jaws being that they never thought the strongest and most aggressive female sound like that.
Mira giggled as she said,"Wow Erza. I guess you can't be graceful.". "I would like to see you do better Mira." said Erza, losing all affection as she got back up on her own two feet. Mira did the same thing as her fellow beauty being she had a small blush on her face as it came near Zane. Her lips came a few centimeters of his ear with Bisca scowling due it being direct contact. "You can't be that close to him Mira!" said Bisca.
Erza was confused at Bisca's outburst with Mira saying with a smirk,"I'm nothing touching him so it's fine. Are you jealous of me Bisca?". Bisca crossed her arms as Erza's eyes widened. She remembered Lucy telling her that Zane hates being woken up by someone and she remember when he caught her sword when he was asleep. She turned around to face Gray and Natsu with their faces bright red, both having blank expressions, and dropped jaws.
Erza sighed as she thought,"Well, those two are idiots. Did they honestly think that they could get me to do something like that?". She turned back to face Mira who was trying to wake up Zane. "Zaney. I need to you wake up because I have to say good morning to my favorite hero." said Mira with her cooing affectionately. Her voice was so sweet being that it caused Gray and Natsu to stumble back to nearly fall over. Happy looked at the boys with him looking confused.
In response to this action, Bisca began to sweat. Even if she tried, she couldn't compete with Mira but her attempt would be better than Erza's though. She was worried that even thought Zane didn't talk with Levy yet, Mira would have a slight advantage over her and Stella who was still asleep. Despite Mira's attempt, Zane was fast asleep with Kaida wondering what her papa was doing. "Wow. You're doing such a great job." said Bisca.
She was pretty sure Zane was only pretending not to wake up to make things equal and also not to get in trouble with Levy. "Well, he could be just out cold. He did have a lot to drink." said Happy. "That seems right. I doubt both of us would fail at waking him up." said Erza with her saying that to keep her pride in tact. "Come on you two. Show them how it's really done!" said Kaida. Bisca looked at Kaida who smirked, matching her father. "Wow. Those two are similar." thought Bisca.
Natsu roared out,"What the hell?! That isn't how you wake someone up! Lets show how its done right Gray?!". "Um I'm good but you go ahead." said Gray. "He's learning." thought Bisca and Mira as they watched Natsu wake up to Zane's side and lightly nudge Zane. In response, Zane's eyes shot up with them turning bright red. He turned toward Natsu with him saying,"Learn your place.". In a single second, Natsu was grabbed by a tendril and thrown into the nearby wall.
He did achieve his goal in waking up Zane being that it wasn't worth the pain. "That really should have worked." said Natsu. "In your defense, you're an idiot." said Gray. "So I have to ask. How did you get to where you hate being woke up?" said Mira. "It's a long story but to make short. When I was around Kaida's age, my dad used to wake me up by attacking me. Improving my guard pretty well but well, I have this condition where I attack anyone who tries to wake me up." said Zane.
Zane looked at Natsu with him saying,"Pretty sure him and the snowcone was planning on making me do that to you and Prude Knight but don't worry. I would have thrown one of you into next Tuesday and I think it's obvious who I throw.". The two women (Erza and Mira) looked at each other confused with them figuring out their friends/nakama's plan being that Gray shivered at the thought of them beating him up like they did when they were kids.
Natsu would be spared from Erza's wrath but Mira was another story. She wasn't here to protect him anymore being that Gray knew that Natsu missed her dearly. "So I should say sorry but I'm not and since I'm such a good sport." said Zane. "What do you mean by that?" said Erza. "I think you need to cool down." said Zane With a snap of his fingers, he made one of his portal appear and it made Erza disappeared. "Where did you send her?!" said Natsu.
The Cross Species shrugged as he said,"In the lake outside. I'm not a monster plus she was smelling like the bar and booze. I mean it works for Cana but for Prude Knight. Not so much.". "You know that she's going to kill you right?" said Gray. "He can handle himself but as for you too." said Mira with her glaring lightly at the two boys. One of Fairy Tail's strongest female wizards were get ready to punish Gray and Natsu but Zane decided to step in for the two he saw as his brothers.
Zane walked up behind Gray and Natsu with him punching them on their head, leaving a comical bump on their heads. "Look. I'm up for a good prank as you know but I could have hurt Mira. Prude Knight isn't a dainty flower like Mira is. I may treated all genders equally because I'm neither but I don't want to hurt Mira got it? If you ever attempt to make me do that, I'll increase the weights on your training and bring out your favorite forms. Understand?" said Zane.
The two gulped in fear with them saying,"Aye sir!". "That's real sweet Zaney." said Mira with her hugging the Cross-Species from behind. Needles to say, Bisca wasn't pleased with this as she glared at the barmaid/bartender's form. "Wow. I'm happy that she isn't hiding her feelings toward me but another Rae is a bad thing." thought Zane with a smile. "And how is that a bad thing? Both of them are busty! Your type after all you horndog!" said Kane.
He was hit by Twilight with her saying,"Zane is a gentleman and has to control himself around women especially pretty ones like Mira.". During this, Gray and Natsu were wise enough to shy away and escape since Zane was busy with Mira. "Sure thing Mira but I need to make sure that those two don't escape. Got to teach them their place after all." said Zane. Mira let him go as he went to go get Gray and Natsu who screamed after seeing him appear right behind them.
The three were gone as Happy saying,"So where are they going?". "To be punished with Orb Thunder Form I think." said Kaida, cupping her chin. "Orb Thunder?" said Happy. Kaida tried to explain to the cat that it was really cool with Happy wanting to see it more by the second. Mira was heading over to Bisca with Mira taking pride in the fact that Bisca was scowling so heavily. "Do you really think you get away from that?" said Bisca. "Yep." said Mira with a bright and innocent smile on her face.
Before Bisca could do anything, Makarov came walking down the stairs with him making a gesture that suggested he wanted everyone to stop what they were doing and listen. "Listen up children! Now that the celebrations are out of the way, we've got serious work ahead of us.... Does anyone know where Erza, Gray, Natsu, and Zane are? I can't say this without them here." said Makarov. "Erza is taking a swim because of Zane and the boys are go through hell because of Zane." said Sly.
Elfman looked at her with him saying,"You really know your partner don't you?". "I do. Erza will meet all of us outside and I've told Zane to bring Gray and Natsu back after he has fun with them in Orb Thunder." said Sly. "Orb Thunder?" said Stella and Vance. "Okay then. All of you head outside at once!" said Makarov with the others following. "Well, Zane is going to piss a lot of people off too so pray for him." thought Sly as she went outside.
A bit later, Stella stood there with her saying,"Um. How the hell did you get all of this in the first place Master?". Outside of the destroyed guildhall, there was a lot of construction material. There were wooden beams, nails, and tools being that she was slightly impressed with the elderly wizard managed to get all of it in just a few hours. "Magic." said Makarov with him sounding sarcastic to Stella. "Very funny but are you serious?" said Stella.
Makarov looked at her confused with him saying,"Of course I am my dear. How else do you think I got it here?". Before Stella could answer him, Zane appeared and wrapped his arm around her and this action caused Stella to blush. "Well coward. Back in my dimension when someone answered with magic, they were being a sarcastic asshole." said Zane. "I see. So are you doing this on purpose or what?" said Makarov, pointing to Erza, Gray, Natsu, and Stella.
Zane looked at the four with one glaring at him while soaking wet, one shaking in place as he was covered in bruises, one was trying to heat the knight back while covered in bruises, and the final one was blushing madly. "Sorta of." said Zane. "Ignore him. So are you going to repair the guild or rebuild it from scratch Master?" said Sly. "We're tearing it down and then rebuilding." said Makarov. Many were unnerved by his reply.
Natsu ,after helping Erza, was visibly aggravated by this statement being that to him, the guild didn't need to change. "Why would we tear it down?! I mean we could just patch it up and maybe add some paint.. We could...." said Natsu. "Simmer down Natsu. A guild isn't defined by the building it owns but the people who are apart of it. Our guildhall may be torn down a hundred, even a thousand times but the spirit of Fairy Tail will stay strong." said Makarov in a serious tone.
Natsu huffed in an annoyed fashion being that he couldn't argue with Makarov's words being that he was pretty sure that he got that from Zane but he didn't feel like arguing with him. He was okay with it for now. "So how are you going to do that exactly coward? I mean you're not exactly in your prime anymore." said Zane. "I was going to have you blow it up Zane." said Makarov. Zane began laughing with him falling onto the ground due to his laughter.
Sly sighed as she said,"Zane. I know that Master may be old but you really should try to be a good member of the guild.". "Yeah no. I'm good. In fact, I'm going to work on my tan." said Zane with him standing up. He made himself a hammock with him relaxing in it. His clothes changed to a gray short sleeved Hawaiian inspired shirt with a black, red, and white flower/sword design. He's wearing black shorts and brown sandals. He also had a pair of sunglasses resting on his face.
Levy sighed as she said,"Come on Zane. You did help us repair the guild when Gajeel gave it an awful makeover.". "Yeah but if you recall, I told the coward that I wouldn't do this again after I fixed the guild the first time." said Zane. "He's kinda right." said Sly, floating above Zane. "So are you going to be doing nothing while we do all of the work?" said Erza. "Yep. You got it Prude Knight. I'm pulling a Fanboy and Chumchum here." said Zane.
He made his headphones appear with him listening to some music. "Erza. I did make him a deal with him and I seem to have forgotten that." said Makarov. "Seriously? You're going to let him walk over you like that Master?" said Erza, pointing to Zane who was enjoying himself. "Yes. I'm sure we can do it without his help even though he was able destroy Jose with a single form of his. If you want to prove something to him, show him what you can do." said Makarov.
Zane nodded as he said,"So as a wise man once said, quit your bitching and do your fucking job or else!". "Seriously? You're quoting Efren now?!" said Sly. "Why not Sly? I was going to eventually so why fight it?" said Zane. Erza mumbled something under her breath with her standing there in her Flame Empress Armor front and center. She held out her sword with it slowly covering itself in fire much to the joy of Natsu.
She brought her back with her swinging it forth, firing a decently sized wave of fire directly at the highly damaged Fairy Tail guildhall. A large burst of fire and smoke erupted when the attack hit but the fire was gone thanks to Natsu being a human vacuum when it comes to fire. When the smoke cleared up, the guildhall was completely destroyed and nothing was left. "Nice job Prude Knight. I give that destruction a D+." said Zane, holding up a sign with "D+" on it.
Erza glared at him with her saying,"I'm just going to ignore you and your comments.". "Yeah. You can try that but it won't work honey." said Zane, humming a tune. "So what about the tables and stuff we had in the basement?" said Vance, turning to look at the elderly man. Makarov was silent with him thinking that he should have gotten that stuff before hand but shrugging it off. "Don't worry about it Vance. Everything is going to plan." said Makarov.
Vance crossed his arms as he said,"And why is that I doubt you old man?". "Because you're a curious cat Vance." said Makarov. "That makes so much sense." said Vance. He was going to walk over to Zane who was currently being served grapes by Sylvia much to Erza's annoyance. "And where do you think you're going?" said Makarov. "To get some grapes handfed to me from that girl." said Vance, pointing to Sylvia. "Nope. You're going to help us in the reconstruction." said Makarov with a sly grin.
Vance looked at him with him saying,"And why would I do that?". "Because a little birdy told me that you're faster and stronger than Happy. Since Jet is currently out of commission due to his injuries, you get the lucky job of being the lumber taxi alongside your partner Stella." said Makarov in a all too happy tone. Vance looked at Makarov with him accepting that he would be put to work when he joined this guild.
Jean totally owed him for this being that the cat would have been fine with manual labor but being forced to use Extreme Speed Magic ,which he learned from Lila before leaving, and carrying large wooden beams all day was the most boring thing he could have imagined himself doing. As a result of this, he turned back to the group with him glaring at them. "Okay. Who told him that?" said Vance in a stern tone as the group shrugged.
They all pointed to Zane who was smiling. "Aw. Did I make the little kitty mad at little old me? Too bad so sad. Everyone has to do their part and your part along with Stella is being the lumber bitch so have fun with that. After all, there is no I in team." said Zane. Vance aimed his gun at him with Stella stopping him. "It isn't worth it and you know it." said Stella. "Yeah but why is he such a major pain to deal with?" said Vance.
Stella shrugged as she said,"Sly says that it's a coping mechanism for all of the death that he has dealt with in the past almost thousand years. So what do you want us to do first?". "Glad to see that one of you is in the right spirit. See that pile of lumber over there. I need the two of you to take it and stack it over on the east side of the construction site. Make sure not to damage any of them since we need every last bit of material we can spare." said Makarov.
The dragon slayer nodded as she said,"We're on it sir.". "Yeah. I'm going to kill Zane for making me do this." said Vance with Zane smirking while listening to music. "You can try your best Vance but I'm good at dodging attempts made on my life." thought Zane. "As for the rest of you, all of you are expected to take part in reconstruction in any way you can. However if you're female and wish to abstain, you may do so under the condition that you cater to everyone who is working." said Makarov.
He had a perverted grin on his face with him saying,"You must wear a skimpy maid....". He was cut off by a giant foot crashing into his head. He flew into the rubble of the guild hall with Zane sitting there as the giant foot came from his body. "Master!" said Erza, running over to him. "So while I may be against him being a pervert, you didn't really need to hit him for that." said Bisca. "I didn't hit him because of that Bisca." said Zane as the giant foot went back into Zane's body.
Bisca looked at him as she said,"Should I ask why?". "No. I think it's because Zane hates when females sit around while the men do all of the work. He's an equal justice warrior since both men and women aren't spare from his wrath." said Sly. "Don't you get a joke Zane?" said Makarov. "And I'm sure that it wasn't a joke. Make the girls work or else." said Zane, cracking his knuckles. "Don't you like seeing girls in skimpy outfits?" grumbled Makarov.
Zane smiled as he said,"I do but I like both genders as well but if you come up with something like that again, you'll be sent flying away again.". He released a bit of his power with Makarov gulping. "Okay. I'm good. Everything that I said goes...." said Makarov. Almost after finishing his sentence, Zane's left pinky knuckle was then cracked being that he wanted to make sure that Makarov delivered the right message.
It was a bit letdown for some of the girls who caught onto Makarov's words but none of them were willing to voice it given that Zane would have beaten them within an inch of their lives without leaving his hammock. "Minus the uniform part and the girls have to do some work as well." said Makarov in a begrudging tone. "I understand." said Erza with her body engulfed in a bright white light since she was using her magic.
When the light vanished, she was wearing a full body construction uniform. It's a pair of baggy brown pants, a brown shirt, and a yellow hardhat. "Wow Prude Knight. You really don't want a man do you? I mean that uniform is total man repellent." said Zane, moving up his sunglasses to look at her. "Hey! She could totally get one if she wants to!" said Natsu. "Not in that outfit she won't." said Sly with her earning a high five from Zane. "Nice burn partner." said Zane.
After that while resulted in Erza trying to murder Zane with a large hammer due to him dodging it all of the time due to his intangibility and portals, the majority of the guild including Erza were scattered and off to the designated areas directed by Makarov. However, two individuals stayed behind with one being Levy and the other Mira. Levy was currently talking with Zane with it looking to be a very serious conversation.
Mira couldn't hear them taking due to Zane saying,"Oblivion Atmosphere" a bit earlier. She was sure that they were talking about their whole situation with Levy sighing a lot and Zane looking like he was saying sorry a lot. Mira knew that her possible relationship with Zane all depended on Levy's wiliness to share him. She wondered if this is how Natsu is going to do this with Erza and Lucy with the latter not here due to rent issues.
Lets just say the landlady was making Lucy work for her apartment through means that would make the construction look simple in comparison. "So how long have they been like that?" said a voice as Mira turned to see Bisca standing there. "About ten minutes. From what I can tell, Levy and Zane seem to be taking this seriously." said Mira. "They probably should since most girls aren't too keen on sharing their boyfriend with other women." said Bisca.
Mira nodded as she said,"Yeah. I wouldn't be if I got my hands on him first.". "And who says that you would be the first one? It could have been me or Stella." said Bisca. "Yeah but I was the first one to be friendly with him after all. You all followed in my footsteps and he complimented my looks before all of you." said Mira with her crossing her arms underneath her breasts and smiling. "Yeah but that's because you're a model. It's an unfair advantage." said Bisca, getting an idea as she finished.
Bisca smiled as she said with a smile that pissed Mira off,"But Kaida did say that I was her favorite wizard to stay with when she stayed with me at Fairy Hills for that week plus Zane has been in my room. Has he been in yours Mira?". She wasn't lying but it was Zara who is technically Zane's female persona. I'm saying that it counts. "No. So is that how Zane got that book from Erza's room? I was wondering where he got that." said Mira.
She was lightly growling with her teeth gritting together as she spoke. "Probably or maybe Levy gave it to him. Those two are really close after all." said Bisca, pointing to the couple who kissed as the cowgirl walked off. Mira's eyebrow twitched out of annoyance with her shaking it off to go back into her cheerful and nurturing appearance. The reason for this was simple being that she was going to get her revenge on Bisca because you don't mess with the demon of Fairy Tail.
Levy looked at Mira with her saying,"Wow. You really know her don't you?". "Yeah. I got a talent for reading people plus she totally digs me." said Zane. "I can tell. In fact, everyone could after you saved her. I was actually really shocked that you picked me instead of her but well, I'm happy that you didn't Zane. So is it true? I get to decided if Bisca, Mira, and Stella can date you." said Levy with Zane nodding.
Zane nodded as he said,"Yep. You have the choice since you're head girl. I told the two to tell Stella that you'll need to see if they really do like me and I mean both sides of me. Oh and before I forget to do this, want to join my team?". "Huh? I'm already on a team." said Levy. "Who says that you can't be on two. I think you need to move on from Fanboy and Chumchum. I mean I don't like those two because of them being annoying but hey, you're allowed to think differently." said Zane.
Levy looked at Zane with her saying,"I'll think about it but we're going on a job together as a couple right?". "Yep. It's something I'm looking forward to because Bisca, Mira, and Sly could babysit Kaida since I don't trust most people here with her safety." said Zane. "Okay. So do you want me to go help out with the others?" said Levy. "Do whatever you want. I'll be here, relaxing and make comments like a boss so go nuts." said Zane.
Some time later, Stella walked up to the elderly wizard with her saying,"Okay. We got the lumber from where you wanted it and Vance says that he's going to kill Zane.". Makarov ,while in his giant form and construction outfit like Erza, was currently putting up the framework of the building being that she could still hear the voice of their female dragon slayer. He stopped what he was doing and went to his normal appearance so he could talk with her properly. "Very good." said Makarov.
Stella crossed her arms as she said,"So is there anything else you need from us? Because I don't think Vance can handle any more labor like that without blasting Zane into oblivion. I would try to stop him but he's a stubborn one.". She remember that little trait of his back in the day. "Nope. You two are good for now I hope. I'll need you two to start chopping the lumber over there. Don't use that overgrown cleaver of yours to do so." said Makarov.
The dragon slayer looked at him with her saying,"My blade isn't a cleaver Master.". "Yeah yeah. Just be quick. We have a lot of work to do." said Makarov. Stella was going to attack the master but she was pretty sure that the man was under a lot of stress at the moment being that she was going to be the bigger woman before figuratively and morally. They had just got to the war with her being one of the injured and she was sure that the Magic Council would be here in time.
This meant that Makarov would be under a lot of stress even thought Makarov didn't do anything that bad in the first place. She got Vance ,being that he was being held inside of a candy syrup prison aka Sweet Confinement, and placed the cat in front of the large pile of lumber the two recently moved over here. This is going to take forever." said Vance who was holding an axe. While making her Earth Dragon Blade appear, Stella nodded as she said,"Yeah. It will be if you keep bitching.".
Vance sighed as he really hated the bright sun right about now. "I'm going to kill Zane for this for this ideal condition for manual labor." thought Vance. A few minutes later, Vance muttered,"Going to kill Zane for this now.". He and Stella were done with their recent job being that it had taken longer than the cat would have liked. If he wanted to work construction, he would have helped Haru and Kraig with the reconstruction of Blossom Village but he didn't.
He was helping Jean with her magic since her former magic teacher turned out to be a psycho who was obsessed with a woman from his past despite her being there for him in the present. He didn't find manual labor difficult but he wasn't exactly the best at working in the heat since he's covered to the brim in fur. His forehead was covered with sweat, being half of it from the heat and the labor itself. "So having fun you two?" said a voice which Vance grew to hate.
Vance turned to see Mira and Zane with the latter sipping some lemonade. "So it seems you two are busy working hard." said Mira. "Unlike him." said Vance. "Love you too." said Zane. Stella ignored Vance and Zane arguing since it was like Erza and Zane arguing but slightly better. She was looking at the tray with glasses of lemonade that Mira was holding. The barmaid was probably making sure that everyone was adequately hydrated.
She just appreciated the company which was distracting her from her current job with her partner who pretty much spoke bad things of her mate who totally did this on purpose to mess with Vance for staring at Mira's breasts yesterday. Yes, Zane is that petty. "So are you doing okay Stella? Vance isn't so I was just curious." said Mira with a cheerful smile on her face. "Yeah. I'm just upset that me and Vance were made glorified construction workers while he does nothing." said Stella.
She ended her statement by pointing at Zane who shrugged. "At least you have a title unlike the others Stella." said Mira with a giggle. "Plus I haven't messed with you guys like I have with Erza much to her anger. She's trying so hard not to get mad at me but it's going to blow up in her face both figuratively and literally in time." said Zane, smiling. With Erza, the scarlet-haired woman who was the strongest female wizard was currently kneeling.
She was atop of a component of the guild's rafters with her examining the job she done. "I think I'll need to hammer these nails better but other than that, I think that section went up very well." thought Erza as she turned to look at the ground. Her three somewhat involuntary assistants who were standing at the ready, just blankly looking up at her for any orders from her others. "Gray and Natsu. Go get me another thin support beam." said Erza.
The two nodded as they walked off, leaving Bisca at her beck and call. A moment later, the redhaired woman turned her sights toward a series of nails that she need to make sure all of themwere properly in place. Upon seeing them loose, she readied her hammer and gazed down at her target without a care in the world. "Ha. Don't make me laugh so hard Zane." said Mira from a distance. Both Bisca a nd Erza stiffened upon hearing a continuous giggle for the white-haired barmaid.
Both girls was searching for the source of the noise being that they found Mira and Stella talking with Zane who was in one of his forms being Rubber Form. He look to be eight feet tall with a slim yet muscular appearance. His skin looked to be made out of a black rubber like substance. His hair is a dark red color and his eyes are unique looking. His eyes are large stylish protective royal blue goggles with red tinted lenses that blink. His eyes look to be made out of rubber.
He has two black markings on his cheeks and a mouth filled with gold teeth. He has four long arms with four fingers and two legs. He's wearing a black and white jumpsuit with a series of laces on the front, revealing his muscular chest and a red heart in the center of his chest. His jumpsuit is black on the right and white on the left. It also has a silver fur collar and cuffs. He has a red and gold belt with a "LZ" belt buckle. He wears a black army helmet with a white pattern and red straps on the sides.
Strands of his dark red hair stuck out of his helmet. His hands and feet ,which are a black color, are in the shape of gloves and combat boots respectively. He is wearing the signature robe of his. The rubber being was making both girls have a bright smile on their face. This was done thanks to Zane jugging the angry and frowning Vance. I don't hate Vance by the way. It's honestly my bias toward Happy and yes, I'll be bringing a lot of hatred toward most Exceeds who will appear except for one.
Try and guess who the lucky Exceed is if it isn't obvious enough. When she saw this happen, Erza had several things happen in rapid succession. Firstly, the scarlet haired woman morphed into an angry scowl and glare since she wasn't a big fan of Zane's antics. Secondly, her grip tightened to the point that she snapped the handle of the hammer which she now held in two separate pieces. "Bisca. I need another hammer." said Erza.
Bisca wasn't listening to her being that she didn't take her eyes off Mira, Stella, and Zane with Natsu hearing Erza's request and decided to help her in Bisca's place. "Head's up!" said Natsu. Erza didn't register her comrade's words before the metal part of said hammer slammed into the back of her hardhat. She instantly fell off the beam and landed flat on her stomach and face. This incident caused Bisca to stop staring at the two.
Natsu ran over to her with him saying,"Erza! I'm so sorry!". He was worried about her being that he didn't want to invoke her wrath. Erza groaned as she picked her upper body off the ground and rubbed the back of her head. Even with her hardhat, the hammer hurt. "What the hell did you just do to her Erza Natsu?" said Gray. Ffter hearing Natsu's request, he ran off to help Erza and left Gray to carry the thin wooden beam by himself.
It wasn't that difficult for him but it was a shock when it happened. He saw Erza sitting on the ground with her ripping off her helmet and was pretty sure that Natsu was involved. "I just threw her a hammer like she asked but it hit her in the head." said Natsu with him shaking. He didn't mean to do that and didn't want to make Erza mad at him but Erza wasn't the most rational when it comes to her anger. "I guess you're an idiot." said Gray.
However due to the wooden pole he was holding, he slammed it directly into the back of both Bisca and Erza's head. The girls head slammed into the ground as a result being that there was a small grunt at the sudden abrupt hit. "Dude! You just hit Bisca and Erza at the same time! They're going to kill you for that!" said Natsu, pointing to the two of them. "I did what?!" said Gray. However it seems that fate decided to mess with Gray once again.
Gray turned at the same instance that Erza picked her upper body off the ground which resulted in her getting hit by the long wooden beam in the back of her hardhat. This sent her into the dirt once again with Gray shivering. "Oh god. I'm dead meat." said Gray. The two males stood in place where both of them practically in fear. Bisca and Erza picked her entire body up off the ground with both of them looking at them.
They both had an aura of fire from head to toe with their eyes glowing bright red. "Please don't hurt us you two!" said the two boys as the girls approached them. It took about five seconds for both of the boys to be in a lifeless state with the area around them having some guns holes. The moral of this is hell hath no fury than a woman scorned. "Idiots." said Erza, dusting her hands as she walked away from the boys and she went back to work.
Bisca didn't because she was more focused on Mira and Stella who were keeping Zane ,who was on the floor laughing at what just happened to Erza and not her while juggling Vance, occupied instead of working on her job being that she couldn't allowed this to happen because their reconstruction mattered more. Before she could do anything, Erza decided to stop Zane from having fun. "Zane! Stop bothering Mira and Stella from doing their job! Master says they need to work!" yelled Erza.
Zane sighed as he said,"Wow. What a buzzkill. Do you think buzzkill knight would work as a nickname?". He dropped Vance on the ground with the cat growling in anger. "Probably not. Prude Knight is pretty good even though it's still a mean name." said Mira. "Harsh but fair. Well, I best be leaving you ladies and cat. Don't want to get the knight's bad side too much." said Zane as he was gone by bouncing away.
Stella looked at Mira with her saying,"Probably going to go bother someone else now.". "That does sound like him. So do you think Erza had something to do with this or Bisca?" said Mira. "I want to say Erza given the two's hatred of each other but Bisca likes him right?" said Vance. Stella looked at the cat who said,"It's pretty obvious that she sees you two as serious romantic rivals. Now, lets get back to work.". "Right." said the two.
A bit later, Zane ,who had deactivated Rubber Form, stood in place while staring at the properly divided mass of lumber Stella and Vance had transported. It would have been far easier to finish it if he helped them but he refused to help build or destroy the guildhall. He wasn't their babysitter or their construction worker. It was done so he couldn't complain too much since the guild would be back to normal eventually.
Right now, he was currently doing some quick training by doing one handed push ups without his Hawaiian shirt. This made a moderately sized group of females really happy since his personality may not be the best around but compared to Laxus and Mystogan, he was pretty nice. They enjoyed him using his muscles especially when he took off his shirt. Zane clearly knew they were watching and wasn't going to stop them since he's used to be watched by women.
It happened after his secret identity was exposed being that whenever he went to go help build houses for charity, there was usually a crowd of people just there to watch him work and he was just used to it by this point in his eternal life. If he was eighteen like the others, he would mind a bit but he cares little now. The group of ladies ,watching Zane, were something that Prude Knight took note off and wasn't happy about it.
She wasn't happy about them doing nothing since Zane made everyone ,male and female, work but they didn't pay attention to her at all since their attention was on Zane and not her. To stop this from happening, she took a spot directly in front of them. She had a light glare and scowl with her crossing her arms under her breasts to make sure that it was clear that she wasn't happy with them. The girls let out a collective chuckle being that they knew that she was there so that's good.
Erza looked at them as she said,"Don't you all have something to do?". "We do but if we did that, we couldn't watch the show. Despite his personality, he's really handsome." said a female. "Mainly with all of those scars on him. You can tell that he's really dedicated to the job of protecting people." said another female gushing. "You and your scar fetish." said another women. "Get back to work." said Erza in an agitated manner which caused the group to run and scatter out in fear.
At this, the red haired woman released a content sigh. She may not be able to intimidate some of the wizards in her guild ,Stella and Zane, but she was more than capable of doing with others. It may be a little cruel but treating someone as eye candy ,even though his personality isn't that sweet, when they was work to do is something that she couldn't allow to happen. Now if Natsu did what Zane was doing at this exact moment, I doubt Fairy Legion Erza would do anything to stop it.
Makarov walked over to the superhero with him saying,"And here, I thought you would be sitting in your hammock while all of us work harder.". "Yeah. I kinda got my tan done so I'm going out of my way to piss off Prude Knight. I personally think it's working but hey, I could be wrong. So what do you want Stella and Vance to do next? Find a flying pig?" said Zane. "Well, now that you mention it." said Makarov.
He smirked with Zane not regretting his choice of words being that he didn't want Stella to do more stupid assignments but Vance on the other hand. However, Stella and Vance were lend some assistance from Erza. "Sorry to cut into this important conversation but I believe that I could use Stella and Vance's help. Gray and Natsu are currently indisposed." said Erza being that the two boys were still in the ground thanks to her and Bisca.
She felt bad for what she did to Natsu but she was sure he learned not to throw a hammer at her even though she's wearing a helmet. The elderly looking wizard hummed in thought being that he gave a bit of consideration to Erza's request. He may have fun messing with the gray furred feline since it was pretty fun thanks to Zane giving him the idea earlier but the guild's construction came first. "That seems fine. No slacking off!" said Makarov, walking off.
Zane looked at Erza who smiled. "You're despicable you know that?" said Zane. "Unlike you Zane, I care about my guild." said Erza. "I care but I also like having fun unlike you Prude Knight whose more focused on working and not having fun." said Zane, crossing his arms and pouting. "I guess you'll just have to deal with it. Now come with me you two." said Erza, looking at Stella and Vance. The three began walking toward the nearest area of construction.
Zane watched them leave as he thought,"Oh Erza. Of course you realize this means war right?". He was gone as he came up with a plan much to the disappointment of Juvia who had been watching him all day and in secret. Pretty sure that Juvia could out stalk Kurumu and Mizore easily. Despite Zane's distraction and some other setbacks, the building was coming along swimmingly being that they should be done with the base by the end of the week.
I would say the end of the day but Zane's distractions kept them from finishing. "Thanks for helping us there. I'm sure those two are working together just to mess with me." said Vance, giving her a grateful smile. "Probably but I'm sure that Zane has his reasons." said Stella. Erza and Vance looked at her with them saying,"Beside being an annoying pain in the ass?". "Yeah but you know that this is just the start right?" said Stella. "Start of what?" said Vance. "War." said Stella.
Some time later, Erza said to Stella and Vance,"So do you think this section is sturdy enough?". "I guess maybe we could..." said Vance. "Hey there. Stella and Vance!" said Mira with her walking toward the duo. "Hey Mira." said Stella in a friendly tone. Erza took specific note that she had been ignored but she half-expected that coming from Mira since she and Zane were so close. They may not be rivals any more but they had their moments of their rivalry being reborn in the current age.
Mira said in a sweet voice,"So can I get you two boys and girl something to drink?". "You know that it's me Mira!" said an angry Erza. "Oh. I'm sorry Erza. I didn't know that was you in that very manly outfit since it's something Elfman would wear." said Mira in an innocent voice. Her voice was devoid of malice or any sense of teasing. While Stella and Vance was pretty sure that she didn't mean to say anything bad, Erza did. "Bite me." growled Erza.
It was at that moment that she knew that she fucked up. "Wow Erza. Way to be a real bitch. She said that she was sorry and you were being a total Laxus." said Stella. She found it unsettling to see the knight bark at the barmaid so easily like she would with Zane. Mira ,as Stella and Vance saw her, was the person who couldn't insult anyone in the entire Omniverse being that neither one could see her doing like Zane would on purpose. "I said I was sorry!" said a sobbing Mira.
Tears were literally pouring out of her eyes as if they were independent waterfalls. Think Aria except cuter and not for every little thing. I'm sure Aria would cry during a comedy of all movies. Erza looked over at Zane ,who appeared from out of nowhere and with his Hawaiian shirt, give her a look not of anger but of disappointment. She figured out what she just did and let her anger toward Zane cloud her judgement.
Zane looked at her with him saying,"I know you hate me more than anything in this dimension but taking it out on Mira? Low blow Prude Knight. Low fucking blow.". He was currently comforting the wailing form of the innocent white-haired woman. Let me get this straight. Mira did nothing wrong but Erza ,in her hatred of Zane, took out on someone who didn't deserve it. Think about like this. You know when you're mad at someone else, you take it out on someone who doesn't deserve it.
That's what just happened. "But I.... She....". said a stammering Erza. She couldn't explain what just happened. "I need a hug!" said Mira with her voice heavy with sadness. It wasn't really a statement rather a spoken intention being that Mira lunged forward and wrapped her arms around Zane. Zane smiled as he brought his arms up and began rubbing her back. It remind him of when he was comforting his kids or Wolfram after something bad.
Zane couldn't help but noticed her ample chest was pressed up against him for the entire duration of the embrace. "You're the literally devil!" thought Erza while glaring directly at Zane whom she blamed for this and to add insult to injury, he had a devil like tail sticking out of his back. Mira stopped crying being that she didn't leave him. Upon seeing Stella glaring directly at her with her looking draconic, she made sure Zane wasn't paying attention.
She stuck out her tongue childishly at the silver haired teen. This wasn't the best move at the moment since Stella grinded her foot against the ground in pure rage and frustration. Nearby her, the duo of Gray and Natsu were recovering from Bisca and Erza before they were sent flying off into the distance thanks to Stella who accidentally casted Earth Dragon Obelisk in her anger toward Mira. Those poor boys am I right?
The dragon slayer knew that she couldn't do anything to Mira since Zane was right there and didn't want him of all people disappointed in him. The reason Zane wasn't paying attention to this interaction was due to him thinking about how he was winning the war between him and Erza with him having a lot more victories than losses. "Okay. I think I'm feeling better now Zane." said Mira with her releasing Zane. "And that's good. If you want to cop a feel, no need to ask." said Zane.
Mira giggled as she said in her usual tone,"I'll keep that in mind once Levy says yes. I'll go get you guys some drinks. Do you mind helping me Zane?". "No prob. I ain't do anything important beside you know messing with people. Why not put my time as a waiter to use?" said Zane. The two were gone with Erza, Stella, and Vance looking back at the rafters they were referring to before the bubbly woman and he showed up. "Okay. I'm heading up there to take a closer look." said Erza.
A bit later, Mira and Zane were talking with Mira smiling. "I can't believe that worked! You're so evil Mira! I love you!" said Mira. The two glowed as Zane turned out to be Mira and Mira turned out to be one of Zane's forms being Bakeneko Form being the female human version. She has a slender and attractive figure with her being well-endowed. She was actually smaller than Mira with her being 5 feet tall. She has two cats tails sticking out of their coccyx or the lumbar region.
Her finger and toe nails are short yet sharp claws. She has peach colored skin and she has long purple hair ,which goes down to her hips, which doesn’t take away the appeal of her sexy gold ,with white cat like pupils, eyes. She usually keeps most of it in a long ponytail with a black cat-shaped hair clip. She has several loose bangs that hang over her forehead to hide the diamond shaped birthmark on her forehead. She wears red lipstick over her lips.
Tears were literally pouring out of her eyes as if they were independent waterfalls. Think Aria except cuter and not for every little thing. I'm sure Aria would cry during a comedy of all movies. Erza looked over at Zane ,who appeared from out of nowhere and with his Hawaiian shirt, give her a look not of anger but of disappointment. She figured out what she just did and let her anger toward Zane cloud her judgement.
Zane looked at her with him saying,"I know you hate me more than anything in this dimension but taking it out on Mira? Low blow Prude Knight. Low fucking blow.". He was currently comforting the wailing form of the innocent white-haired woman. Let me get this straight. Mira did nothing wrong but Erza ,in her hatred of Zane, took out on someone who didn't deserve it. Think about like this. You know when you're mad at someone else, you take it out on someone who doesn't deserve it.
That's what just happened. "But I.... She....". said a stammering Erza. She couldn't explain what just happened. "I need a hug!" said Mira with her voice heavy with sadness. It wasn't really a statement rather a spoken intention being that Mira lunged forward and wrapped her arms around Zane. Zane smiled as he brought his arms up and began rubbing her back. It remind him of when he was comforting his kids or Wolfram after something bad.
Zane couldn't help but noticed her ample chest was pressed up against him for the entire duration of the embrace. "You're the literally devil!" thought Erza while glaring directly at Zane whom she blamed for this and to add insult to injury, he had a devil like tail sticking out of his back. Mira stopped crying being that she didn't leave him. Upon seeing Stella glaring directly at her with her looking draconic, she made sure Zane wasn't paying attention.
She stuck out her tongue childishly at the silver haired teen. This wasn't the best move at the moment since Stella grinded her foot against the ground in pure rage and frustration. Nearby her, the duo of Gray and Natsu were recovering from Bisca and Erza before they were sent flying off into the distance thanks to Stella who accidentally casted Earth Dragon Obelisk in her anger toward Mira. Those poor boys am I right?
The dragon slayer knew that she couldn't do anything to Mira since Zane was right there and didn't want him of all people disappointed in him. The reason Zane wasn't paying attention to this interaction was due to him thinking about how he was winning the war between him and Erza with him having a lot more victories than losses. "Okay. I think I'm feeling better now Zane." said Mira with her releasing Zane. "And that's good. If you want to cop a feel, no need to ask." said Zane.
Mira giggled as she said in her usual tone,"I'll keep that in mind once Levy says yes. I'll go get you guys some drinks. Do you mind helping me Zane?". "No prob. I ain't do anything important beside you know messing with people. Why not put my time as a waiter to use?" said Zane. The two were gone with Erza, Stella, and Vance looking back at the rafters they were referring to before the bubbly woman and he showed up. "Okay. I'm heading up there to take a closer look." said Erza.
A bit later, Mira and Zane were talking with Mira smiling. "I can't believe that worked! You're so evil Mira! I love you!" said Mira. The two glowed as Zane turned out to be Mira and Mira turned out to be one of Zane's forms being Bakeneko Form being the female human version. She has a slender and attractive figure with her being well-endowed. She was actually smaller than Mira with her being 5 feet tall. She has two cats tails sticking out of their coccyx or the lumbar region.
Her finger and toe nails are short yet sharp claws. She has peach colored skin and she has long purple hair ,which goes down to her hips, which doesn’t take away the appeal of her sexy gold ,with white cat like pupils, eyes. She usually keeps most of it in a long ponytail with a black cat-shaped hair clip. She has several loose bangs that hang over her forehead to hide the diamond shaped birthmark on her forehead. She wears red lipstick over her lips.
She's wearing a choker around her neck with a round bauble that has the symbol of a magic wand etched into it. She has cat-like ears ,with the tips of her ears matching her eye color, and is hidden under her black ,totally witch like and cocktail hat, hat on her head with it embroidered with diamonds. The female form have two little sharp fangs in her upper jaw which is more easy to see if she closes her mouth.
The female form wears a black v-neck halter sleeveless dress top, long and open white evening gloves that exposes her fingers, a purple short shorts with a black belt with a gold cat themed buckle, and long white thigh high-heeled boots. She's wearing the cloak. "Thanks Zane. It was all because of you being good at being me. You are Zane right?" said Mira. "Call me Zara. So do you need my help for phase two? I'm sure my male self is helping us." said Zara.
Mira shook her head for no with her saying,"No. I'm sure I'll be fine but I'm sure Vance needs to be kept distracted.". "Oh. I get you. You're a real minx and that's coming from me Mira." said Zara with her tracing her finger around Mira's chest. "You know I like Zane right?" said Mira, blushing at how close Zara was. "Which I am but more curvy. Fun fact, the real and more mature Zara is pretty curvy after the Massacre." said Zara.
The white haired looked at Zara with her saying,"If you're curious about that, ask Zane when he and I go back to normal. I'm off to seduce a cat. You would think I would never do that in my life but honestly, this is normal for me.". Mira watched her transform into a normal looking ,at least compared to Happy and Vance, cat being 2 feet tall exactly. She has a slender yet sleek body with four slender legs and dainty paws. She has exquisite and shiny violet fur and large gold eyes with white pupils.
She has large ears with bushy tips and the inner part is white. Both of them have long, thin, and curly tails. Under the hat which is the same hat she wore before as a human, she has a small diamond embedded in her forehead. She has a collar around her neck with a round bauble with the symbol of a magic wand etched into it. With a smile, she strolled off as Mira shook her head. "He'll never not be interesting I swear." said Mira to herself.
Meanwhile, Stella watched Erza climbing up the support beam and onto the wooden structure in question. When she reached the final series of wooden rafters, she looked around for anything that need to be reinforced. She found exactly what she had been looking for since there was a large section that was nearly falling apart due to an error. "Vance. Mind handing me a screw? This section over here needs to be connected before we can move onto the next section." said Erza.
Stella looked at the spot where Vance stood with her shrugging. Vance had saw Zara ,who was in her cat form, and well, he couldn't resist her. I would make the obvious joke involving cats and the letter P but I think that I'm a bit more mature than that. Just a bit though. "Vance is unable to help at the moment so I will. Are you sure that you need to reach that far just to screw something in? I mean I could easily use one of my spells to do it for you no problem." said Stella.
Despite her issues with Erza, she was concerned for her fellow female . "Don't worry. I'll be careful. I'm very much thankful that at least you're concerned for my safety." said Erza. "Yeah. I mean Zane may hate you because well, he's an old man in an young man's body. I do like him but I also like you as well but not in that way. Zane is the one who swings for both sides after all." said Stella with Erza smiling at her.
She grabbed the screw and hammer that she was given being that she focused on the section that needed to be reinforced. "Okay. I just need to...." said Erza as she leaned forward in an attempt at reaching for the area. It turns out that flying or a stone pillar was not needed to reach the spot before she began to hammer the screw that had been missing. It took a few seconds for her to finish after which she retract her arms and body slowly but surely.
However, she had lost her balance upon pulling back which caused her to fall from the wooden rafter where she once stood. She closed her eyes and braced herself for impact upon submitting to her fate upon hitting the ground. However, she hit something that she didn't expected. The impact wasn't as hard as she expected being that she had be caught or if she landed on something or something. She wasn't on the ground and that's what matters.
A second later, Erza picked her head up and opened her eyes only to be greeted with the sight of Natsu's face just inches away from her own. She looked down to see the lower half of her body and in a compromising position no less. Her breasts ,which weren't covered by anything thanks to her very specific uniform, was pressed against his chest with a great deal of force due to her directly landed on him.
As a result of this, her face was crimson red just like Natsu who understand the nature of their current position. "Are you okay Erza?" said Natsu with him trying to find his voice. "Thank you Natsu." said Erza with her being that she was embarrassed. For a moment, the two didn't move away from their current position being that the two of them both knew what was going on. It seemed as if they were both in a daze of embarrassment and confusion
However this ended with the sound of breaking glass coming from their left and a photo being taken by a camera. The two turned to see the group of Gray, Mira, Stella, and Zane with all four of them having a different reaction to this scene. Gray and Stella had the same expression with their eyes being widen with their faces bright red like Erza and Natsu. Mira stood there with a shell shocked look on her with a tray turned upside down near her.
There was a collection of shattered glass scattered nearby with fluids ,that the glass once held, around them. She had dropped it at seeing the current position of the two close friends. Zane ,who was in the male Bakeneko Form, stood there with his phone in front of him. Zane has a slender and attractive figure being 6 feet tall and well build. He has two cats tails sticking out of his coccyx or the lumbar region. His finger and toe nails are short yet sharp claws. He has slightly tanned skin.
Said male has short dark blue hair which he keeps short to exposed his crimson ,with white cat like pupils, eyes and also hide his moon tattoo. He's bare from the waist upwards, revealing his muscles to the ladies. Dark blue fur covers various parts of his body being that it flanks up to just under his armpits, down his shoulders and biceps, and his legs are completely covered in fur up to his upper thighs. He wears an loose and opened black shirt.
He wears a pair of ripped maroon jeans and black dressed shoes. He wears a black belt with a white belt and a crimson cat themed belt buckle. The male is wearing a black hat that would belong to a sorcerer on his head that has elements of a fedora hat with a moon embroidery. He has cat-like ears with tips matching his eye color instead of having human ears and they are hidden by his hat. He wears a round bauble ,like a necklace, with the symbol of a full moon etched into it.
Mira said in absolute confusion,"What happened?!". "They're horny for each other obviously. Isn't it that clear to you?" said Zane. "No. I fell from the rafters after reinforcing one of the areas and Natsu just happened to catch me." said Erza. "Yeah. I thought I reacted in time but I guess I didn't so she kind just fell on me to be honest." said a bashful Natsu. "You didn't have anything to do with this right Zane?" said Gray.
The cat man shrugged as he said,"Nope. That would be the female not me. She's busy at the moment with I think a cat. Don't know with her even though she's me. Why would I mess with the natural orders of things plus blackmail baby.". At the end of it, he threw up a peace sign and turned toward Mira. She had seemed to calm down a bit before she had a smile on her face that was both sweet and sinister. "Just like mine when I'm full on sadist mode." thought Zane.
Mira tilted her head with her saying,"Then why haven't you two gotten up yet?". Stella could hear light grinding of her teeth as she spoke with Mira being slightly scary to her. It reminded her too much of when Terraytha when she was mad. In half a second, the two got up and averted their gaze from each other with a deep blush making itself present on their cheeks. "Guess I have to get those drinking again and please be careful this time Erza." said Mira.
Zane nodded as he said,"And me and Gray will clean up the glass.". "Sure. I would argue with you but I'm sure you'll turn into that and I don't want that." said Gray. Stella made a whip sound as Gray glared at her. "Lets pick up the hammer and screws that fell." said Erza. Natsu nodded in complete understanding with the two collecting the tools that accompanied the fall. It took a few seconds to collect the screws but neither of them could see the hammer.
They seem to find it at the same time with them saying in unison,"I got it.". They both reached for the handle ,take that in any context you want I won't judge, at the same time with their hands grazing against each other since they attempted to grab it in unison. They remained like this for a while before figuring out what was happening and they retracted their hands out of embarrassment. "I guess I'm sorry." said Natsu with a light blush coating his cheeks. "It's fine." said Erza
A moment of silence passed as the redhead grabbed the hammer before they began to walk back over to the area where they had been working. They still had work to do but the more annoying part was done. "We should go pull up that section of the wall and move onto the next spot." said Erza with her blush gone. "Okay!" said Natsu with his toothy grin. "So did they forget we're here or what?" said Stella as she turned to Gray and Zane who were talking.
Stella crossed her arms as she said,"And now you guys?". "We're listening but we have an idea so do you want in?" said Gray. "What's the idea?" said Stella. "As you can clearly see, Natsu ahs a crush for Prude Knight and Triple B so we're trying to figure out who is he going to be with first. So are you in? Team Prude Knight or Team Triple B? We're thinking about getting the entire guild involved." said Zane. "Sure." said Stella as the three talked.
Mira was trying to keep her bright and cheerful smile on her face being that she had given the group of Erza, Gray, Natsu, and Stella their drinks no problem but she was bothered by Zane ,who had met up back with Zara after the cat woman had some fun with Vance aka making him getting hit by a woman watering her garden and getting drenched in paint, who was chatting with Cana, Kaida, and Levy with the latter on his lap.
She knew that she didn't have a right to be jealous of Levy since she got him first and was pretty sure this was because of what she and Zane did earlier. Karma is a really petty bitch after all. With the girls and Zane, Zane smiled. "This is nice." said Zane. "Yeah. It's a nice hot day for drinking and doing my part to help out." said Cana. "Which is?" said Levy. "Keeping an eye on her for my number one drinking buddy's little one." said Cana, tussling Kaida's hair.
The little girl smiled as Zane said,"Okay. I'm going to do something. I'll be right back.". "Is it another prank like earlier when you made Erza say something mean to "Mira"?" said Cana. "That was you Zane?" said Levy. "Yeah. I mean it was rather obvious. The shocking part is that I got Mira to help out with it. My reason for leaving is going to get some ramen for us. You know the good kind." said Zane. "Okay. Be right back." said Levy, kissing him.
Cana smirked as she said,"So are you two in the honeymoon phase yet?". Levy's face went bright red as Kaida tilted her head in confusion. "Not yet Cana but soon. Be right back honey." said Zane with him leaving to get some ramen. "So you're really happy with him aren't you?" said Cana. "Yeah. He has changed the guild for the better at least for me." said Levy. "Erza on the other hand disagrees with him." said Kaida as the two girls laughed at her innocent.
Mira had hidden her glare behind her smile as she approached the girls with her thinking,"At least Zane is gone for now. Maybe I can talk with her.". "Hey there Mira." said Cana. She was drinking a barrel of booze with Kaida sipping on her lemonade that was given to her earlier in the day. Levy was confused on why Mira hadn't said anything being that she usually responds to her. "So are you okay Mira?" said Levy. "Yep. Just thinking about something." said Mira.
Cana smiled as she said,"Pretty sure it involves our favorite prankster. I mean I'm sure half of the girls and maybe a couple guys like him even though his personality is well awful.". "Yeah but papa is awesome!" said Kaida. "Yes he is." said Mira. Levy noticed this from Mira with her saying,"Mira. I know that you, Bisca, and Stella like Zane but I'm going to be honest with you when I say this. I don't mind sharing him with you.".
Mira's eyes widened at this with Cana saying,"Really? Didn't expected that from you. I remember you not sharing any books with anyone back in the day.". "I'm not that selfish anymore Cana. Just wait before you make your move again Mira?" said Levy. Mira rapidly nodded as Zane returned with five plates of ramen. "Already gave Sly hers much to the jealously of Elfman and that weird dancing guy. What's his name again?" said Zane.
Kaida looked at her father with her saying,"I think it's Vjeeter. Thanks for the food!". "Yeah. You're a good man." said Cana. "Yeah. I may not act like it most of the time but I care about my friends. So Mira, I have to ask you a question?" said Zane. "What is it?" said Mira. "Do you mind coming over to our house after we finish up here?" said Zane. "Are you asking her out Zane?" said Levy. "Nope. I owe her some home made cooking and no, I don't use magic to cook Cana." said Zane.
Cana snapped her fingers in annoyance with Mira said,"Really?". "Yeah! Papa is really good at cooking!" said Kaida. "Thanks. I was thinking of inviting you, Bisca, Cana, Levy, and Stella to my house for some food. I mean you girls have taken care of Peanut and I need to thank you. So will you come over for some Alvarez cooking?" said Zane, smiling. "Sure. I would be honored." said Mira as she smiled. "What about Elfman?" said Cana.
Zane shrugged as he said,"Well, I don't care for him finding out where I live since having the guild there for a party isn't happening any time soon and if it does without my permission, I'm murdering the person who does.". "Ah. You're so nice aren't you?" said Levy. "I try." said Zane, earning some laughs from the girls. Later that day, the entire guild ,except for a handful of members, were outside of their freshly created guildhall.
It taken some time but the result was impressive. The sun was setting being that the structure of the guildhall had been complete. According to Makarov, they were going to make it bigger and better with Natsu liking it the way it was. "Well done my children." said Makarov. "Yeah. You guys did the best while I did nothing. Good teamwork everyone." said Zane. "Shut up." said Vance. "Nah." said Zane as he avoided Vance's cat swipes.
Makarov ,while ignoring Vance and Zane's antics, said,"I would like to thank Stella and Vance for doing the most excruciatingly boring job that I gave the two of them this morning. It helped a good deal with the reconstruction of the guild.". "Thanks master." said Stella with her being in a good mood since she was being thankful for her and Vance's hard effort. Going to Zane's house for a date was helping her mood as well.
She may have to be there with Bisca, Cana, Levy, and Mira but not Elfman much to his anger before he was thrown into a pile of rubble by Zane. The future was looking bright for Fairy Tail. The entire problem with Phantom was long over being that nothing could dampen their parade even if Juvia brings the rain with her emotions. I mean peaceful things will won't last but they should be happy for now right? Yeah. Lets leave them like that for now.
Next time,
With Phantom Lord destroyed, everything is back to normal or is it?! Lucy confirms her father about what happened being that this is the fight that only she can do. Zane also faces his set of problems in the form of the government of this dimension and also dealing with his growing feelings toward Bisca, Juvia, and Mira. This and more next time on Fairy Legion!
Classic Cards/Forms that were introduced in Zero:
Rubber Form. This card has a black frame with a giant multi colored rubber band ball in the center of the card. This Form was introduced in Zero Episode 46 and it doesn't have a Prime Form.
New Cards/Forms that haven't been seen in Zero yet:
Bakeneko Form. This card has a black frame with two cats silhouette in the center of the card with a full moon behind them. When Zane places this card inside, he becomes a duo of supernatural cats. Both cats are able to switch from feline to human. If it was confusing, this is how the cats look. Both cats are the size of normal cats ,being 2 feet, with the male cat able to become a 6 feet human male and the female cat able to become a 5 feet human female. Both cats have slender yet sleek bodies with four slender legs and dainty paws. Both cats have exquisite and shiny fur with the female having violet fur and the male having dark blue fur. The male cat has large crimson eyes with white pupils while the female cat has large gold eyes with white pupils. Both cats have large ears with bushy tips and the inner part is white. Both of them have long, thin, and curly tails. The male cat has two pairs of pointed teeth visible upon opening his mouth with one being on the upper and the other on the lower. Under the hat which both cats have, the female form has a small diamond embedded in her forehead while the male form has a small crescent moon silhouette on his forehead. Both cats have collar around their necks and a round bauble with the female having the symbol of a magic wand etched into it and the male having the symbol of a full moon etched into it. Both the female and male cat can become human with them having slender and attractive figures. The male is very well build with the female being well-endowed. They both have two cats tails sticking out of their coccyx. Their finger and toe nails are short yet sharp claws. The bauble that both cats wear are still there with the male wearing it like a necklace and the female wearing it like a choker. They have cat-like ears with tips matching their eye color instead of having human ears and they are hidden by their hats. The female has peach skin which is different compared to the male being slightly tanned. The cats have matching eyes in their human form with cat-like pupils. The female has long purple hair ,which goes down to her hips, which doesn’t take away the appeal of her sexy eyes. She usually keeps most of it in a long ponytail with a black cat-shaped hair clip. She has several loose bangs that hang over her forehead to hide the diamond on her forehead. She wears red lipstick. The female form wears a black hat ,that wouldn’t be too far off from a witch and elements have a cocktail hat, on her head. The hats are embroidered with diamonds. The female form have two little sharp fangs in her upper jaw which is more easy to see if she closes her mouth compared to the male when his mouth is open, you can see his fangs. The female form wears a black v-neck halter sleeveless dress top, long and open white evening gloves that exposes her fingers, a purple short shorts with a black belt with a gold cat themed buckle, and long white thigh high-heeled boots. Compared to the female, the male looks more cat like. He has two sharp fangs sticking out of his mouth. The male has short dark blue hair which he keeps short to exposed his eyes and also hide his moon tattoo. The male form is bare from the waist upwards, revealing his muscles. Dark blue fur covers various parts of his body being that it flanks up to just under his armpits, down his shoulders and biceps, and his legs are completely covered in fur up to his upper thighs. He does wears an loose and opened black shirt. He wears a pair of ripped maroon jeans and black dressed shoes. He wears a black belt with a white belt and a crimson cat themed belt buckle. The male is wearing a black hat that would belong to a sorcerer on his head that has elements of a fedora hat with a moon embroidery. This Form hasn't been introduced in Zero yet and it does have a Prime Form.
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